So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18472. | Konrad (chlupkaw) | 70.76 | 95% | 2017-05-14 |
| 18473. | Kyle (chimp9240) | 70.76 | 99% | 2012-01-11 |
| 18474. | jason (grino) | 70.75 | 88% | 2016-01-09 |
| 18475. | Simon (rumle23) | 70.75 | 96% | 2014-11-07 |
| 18476. | Brando (kingozymandias2) | 70.75 | 98% | 2019-03-05 |
| 18477. | Nguyen (hvitual) | 70.75 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 18478. | satish (satisheverrocking) | 70.75 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 18479. | no (no_limit) | 70.75 | 95% | 2013-09-10 |
| 18480. | Mikko (mikko) | 70.75 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 18481. | Aravind (aravind) | 70.75 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 18482. | Patrick Bateman (amit__123) | 70.74 | 96.6% | 2023-06-06 |
| 18483. | Jonah (jayk47_shawty) | 70.74 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 18484. | Jasper (jasperwong) | 70.74 | 92% | 2011-05-13 |
| 18485. | George (turtlerocker) | 70.74 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 18486. | Jared (thepsychickiller) | 70.74 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 18487. | Dustin (jebeidiah) | 70.74 | 98% | 2015-09-28 |
| 18488. | Daniel (zurkdude) | 70.73 | — | 2008-09-30 |
| 18489. | Ognjen (lesinar) | 70.73 | 96% | 2013-09-02 |
| 18490. | _poet (_lyricist) | 70.73 | 94% | 2017-03-21 |
| 18491. | Aia (aiafrias) | 70.73 | 93% | 2011-09-09 |
| 18492. | Ben (financialwar) | 70.73 | 93% | 2011-12-19 |
| 18493. | gottagofast (fastathanyou) | 70.72 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
| 18494. | Hitendra (hitendra) | 70.72 | 96% | 2012-12-01 |
| 18495. | X (cadoot) | 70.72 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 18496. | Bobby (mully21) | 70.72 | 95% | 2014-03-12 |
| 18497. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 70.72 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
| 18498. | Max (redbandit) | 70.72 | 98% | 2013-04-12 |
| 18499. | Juan David (garri1105) | 70.72 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
| 18500. | Gramm (alternativeink) | 70.72 | 91% | 2016-12-15 |
| 18501. | Brian (thepinkelephantcar) | 70.71 | 91% | 2016-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |