Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1728. | MrWeirdy (mrweirdy) | 59.72 | 94% | 2018-06-13 |
| 1729. | Dan Jayson (danjayson) | 59.72 | 95% | 2020-01-09 |
| 1730. | chocolateknife (chocolatekn... | 59.69 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
| 1731. | onel (onel11) | 59.68 | 93% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1732. | Patrick (8iaventri) | 59.68 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 1733. | Momocat (acornboo) | 59.67 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 1734. | Code (codename47) | 59.66 | 95% | 2018-02-09 |
| 1735. | Dongo (dongodm) | 59.65 | 96% | 2018-10-14 |
| 1736. | reem (flfl) | 59.65 | 95% | 2019-06-21 |
| 1737. | Challen (nokapoo) | 59.62 | 98% | 2018-03-04 |
| 1738. | iGlitch (31501508) | 59.62 | 94% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1739. | Lyestria (lyestria) | 59.58 | 95% | 2019-12-03 |
| 1740. | Evan (evan1167) | 59.57 | 95% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1741. | Camel (bandar314@yahoo.com) | 59.53 | 96% | 2017-08-24 |
| 1742. | Marco (castle190) | 59.51 | 95% | 2018-07-08 |
| 1743. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 59.51 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
| 1744. | Zupken (zupken) | 59.49 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 1745. | parteek (parteek) | 59.48 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 1746. | Misha (misha_lavrov) | 59.46 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 1747. | Angus (angy89013) | 59.43 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 1748. | wessel (wesseltype) | 59.43 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1749. | ___ (bufoviridis) | 59.42 | 96% | 2017-09-16 |
| 1750. | ITypeSlow1 (itypeslow1) | 59.38 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 1751. | Simone (motonacciu) | 59.38 | 98% | 2017-11-29 |
| 1752. | Jakub (wasiul) | 59.34 | 93% | 2018-02-27 |
| 1753. | Johnson (johnson_suisse) | 59.34 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 1754. | Joseph (jpanco) | 59.34 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 1755. | Mistakes Were Made (rhino1998) | 59.31 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
| 1756. | Sync (syncffmail) | 59.30 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 1757. | Chung Wu (thewingsofnight) | 59.29 | 96% | 2018-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |