Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5539. | Typing (drained_typist) | 89.69 | 96.8% | 2021-02-18 |
| 5540. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 89.69 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 5541. | James (astrozoid) | 89.68 | 98% | 2023-09-16 |
| 5542. | Jayesh (jayeshaw) | 89.68 | 97.9% | 2023-08-09 |
| 5543. | Razbi (razbi) | 89.68 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 5544. | Benjamin (fatjammin) | 89.68 | 94% | 2022-01-18 |
| 5545. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 89.68 | 96.1% | 2023-08-31 |
| 5546. | Delirious (deliriousbadger) | 89.68 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 5547. | tstats[theraptorjesus] (the... | 89.68 | 93% | 2017-03-16 |
| 5548. | Tesla (teslalord) | 89.67 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 5549. | particles (notparticles) | 89.66 | 97.9% | 2024-05-20 |
| 5550. | Tancoronet (tancoronet982) | 89.66 | 95% | 2022-12-31 |
| 5551. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 89.66 | 96.8% | 2023-09-02 |
| 5552. | Rusty (debug_god) | 89.66 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5553. | grumpyguy (grumpyguy) | 89.65 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5554. | updog (danielseow) | 89.64 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 5555. | zumbascript (zumbascript) | 89.63 | 98.4% | 2024-11-08 |
| 5556. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 89.62 | 97.2% | 2024-02-10 |
| 5557. | George (piehead567) | 89.62 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 5558. | Riley (nulll) | 89.62 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 5559. | Nel (kanamis) | 89.62 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| 5560. | Covert_G (covert_g) | 89.61 | 98% | 2025-09-20 |
| 5561. | James (yaboi6942012) | 89.61 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
| 5562. | Sun (sunflower61) | 89.61 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 5563. | Nathan (alteriffic) | 89.60 | 97.6% | 2024-04-24 |
| 5564. | garbage (_the_bacon) | 89.60 | 95% | 2017-01-17 |
| 5565. | Giulio (giulio89) | 89.59 | 96% | 2017-05-26 |
| 5566. | Douglas (lasdoug) | 89.58 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 5567. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 89.58 | 99% | 2018-08-04 |
| 5568. | Allistare (shinryu1324alt) | 89.57 | 99% | 2021-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |