The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14268. | SpeedRacer (the_transporter) | 36.87 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 14269. | rosemary (rocklekhareturns) | 36.87 | 89% | 2012-02-25 |
| 14270. | avi (avi101avi) | 36.86 | 99% | 2013-04-28 |
| 14271. | Affino (affino) | 36.86 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 14272. | Tsang (abccc) | 36.86 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 14273. | Rasa (rasa) | 36.86 | — | 2010-02-02 |
| 14274. | Md (md_sajib) | 36.86 | 95% | 2021-05-30 |
| 14275. | z (zzallin) | 36.86 | 92% | 2022-06-30 |
| 14276. | weeeeeeeeeeeeee (nubskr) | 36.85 | 94.7% | 2021-02-18 |
| 14277. | Kaivalya (kaivalya461) | 36.85 | 94% | 2018-06-18 |
| 14278. | Jessica (nationaltyper) | 36.85 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| 14279. | Kim Jong Rui! (i_amno1) | 36.83 | 85% | 2016-12-18 |
| 14280. | Nguyễn (nguyenanh17) | 36.83 | — | 2008-10-31 |
| 14281. | Hafid (hafid_lh) | 36.83 | 90% | 2015-09-17 |
| 14282. | Газиз (gazizaskar_) | 36.83 | 94% | 2021-10-05 |
| 14283. | Abhi (abhifinisher) | 36.83 | 94% | 2022-08-27 |
| 14284. | Zul_Jim_HQ (zul_jim_hq) | 36.82 | 97% | 2017-09-05 |
| 14285. | Cale (calethecanadian) | 36.82 | 95% | 2018-09-13 |
| 14286. | Vicky Bhatti (vickybhatti) | 36.81 | 96% | 2023-05-25 |
| 14287. | Jamaica M. Ortega (mockinjam) | 36.81 | 90% | 2014-10-13 |
| 14288. | endyrinho (diasrock1) | 36.81 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| 14289. | Riyad (rhr5757) | 36.80 | 92% | 2016-10-21 |
| 14290. | rama (rama2) | 36.80 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| 14291. | arizona (boonesfarmgirl) | 36.79 | 95% | 2011-10-01 |
| 14292. | wilson (wilsy505) | 36.79 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 14293. | M (mira_962) | 36.79 | 91% | 2022-07-14 |
| 14294. | Claudia (claudia1) | 36.78 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 14295. | Sue (happyland) | 36.78 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 14296. | Eat (sarith123) | 36.78 | — | 2011-01-13 |
| 14297. | JOSEPHAT (manyonyi) | 36.78 | 93% | 2016-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |