So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26266. | Zhan (zhanzhaksylyk) | 58.87 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 26267. | ashtunu (ashtunu) | 58.87 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 26268. | sufran (sufran) | 58.87 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 26269. | Andy (saucycedo) | 58.86 | 95% | 2018-10-16 |
| 26270. | John (jm12986) | 58.86 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 26271. | Amarant (amarant_) | 58.86 | 95% | 2022-09-18 |
| 26272. | jazz (jazzhand) | 58.86 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 26273. | vocal (vocal) | 58.86 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
| 26274. | Luke (stuartlittle6) | 58.86 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 26275. | Braxten (braccyboi) | 58.86 | 94% | 2021-03-18 |
| 26276. | Tee (badrats) | 58.86 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
| 26277. | Ostap (tossfromua) | 58.86 | 95% | 2013-10-10 |
| 26278. | david (mrjieejiee) | 58.86 | 90% | 2014-09-27 |
| 26279. | stefstef (stefstef) | 58.86 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 26280. | aulneu (jin_huang) | 58.86 | 96% | 2011-07-11 |
| 26281. | Amol (amolrao) | 58.86 | 95% | 2016-02-06 |
| 26282. | Michelle (pensiveporcupine) | 58.85 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
| 26283. | Josh (joshbochuan2020) | 58.85 | 93.9% | 2021-02-28 |
| 26284. | Jens (nofowuw) | 58.85 | 93% | 2015-02-18 |
| 26285. | Jordan (zuki) | 58.85 | 96% | 2012-01-14 |
| 26286. | orchid (orchidngo) | 58.85 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 26287. | Anjil (devanjil) | 58.84 | 95% | 2021-12-18 |
| 26288. | Serge (sergewasd) | 58.84 | 88% | 2016-08-27 |
| 26289. | matik (matik) | 58.84 | 92% | 2012-09-11 |
| 26290. | de la porte (delaporte) | 58.83 | 95% | 2017-02-21 |
| 26291. | Slim (fake_slim_shady) | 58.83 | 91% | 2014-04-28 |
| 26292. | Chris (christrilling) | 58.82 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 26293. | Jainam (jainam123) | 58.82 | 95.5% | 2023-08-24 |
| 26294. | Keshav (kksu278) | 58.82 | 94% | 2021-04-13 |
| 26295. | Alex ` (zcolby) | 58.82 | 90% | 2014-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |