And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35792. | bujji (degala) | 51.24 | 93% | 2022-11-14 |
| 35793. | Joe (chogpamp) | 51.24 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
| 35794. | Ilyas (afinkidayer) | 51.24 | 95% | 2023-06-09 |
| 35795. | Ross (rosstav) | 51.24 | 96% | 2021-01-28 |
| 35796. | Chicken (chicken2397854) | 51.23 | 93% | 2021-02-07 |
| 35797. | ksm123 [colemak+browns] (ks... | 51.23 | 98% | 2013-05-27 |
| 35798. | Genway (genway99) | 51.22 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 35799. | Jonathan (ronothan) | 51.22 | 96% | 2017-01-15 |
| 35800. | Gaurang (gaurang14) | 51.22 | 87% | 2015-12-07 |
| 35801. | Midhun (midhunvmurali) | 51.21 | 96% | 2022-01-03 |
| 35802. | Erik (kirreen) | 51.21 | 87% | 2013-03-02 |
| 35803. | Dat (nt_dat) | 51.21 | 94% | 2021-04-02 |
| 35804. | Blaine (slow_poke_17) | 51.20 | 92% | 2013-12-15 |
| 35805. | ryan (recarepyt) | 51.20 | — | 2008-11-16 |
| 35806. | Uncle (jedi_yoda) | 51.20 | 86% | 2014-06-03 |
| 35807. | Yannis (anvilmar) | 51.20 | 94% | 2018-11-27 |
| 35808. | Michael (mike10green) | 51.19 | 90% | 2014-05-23 |
| 35809. | Sour (sourbraix) | 51.19 | 94% | 2023-08-17 |
| 35810. | Eddie (camoleaf) | 51.19 | 92% | 2013-01-26 |
| 35811. | ZUHAL (zuhal) | 51.19 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 35812. | Joel (bilbo922) | 51.19 | 95% | 2017-03-30 |
| 35813. | Jefferson Alfred (alfred8812) | 51.19 | 94% | 2014-08-04 |
| 35814. | Hunter (ahoya) | 51.18 | 93% | 2021-01-25 |
| 35815. | Kamil (okka123) | 51.18 | 95% | 2020-07-07 |
| 35816. | Priyanshu (priyanshu88064) | 51.18 | 94% | 2021-02-08 |
| 35817. | Matt (redspeck_bluestate) | 51.18 | — | 2008-09-21 |
| 35818. | Caesar (caesar9x) | 51.17 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| 35819. | Neo (neptuneslayer) | 51.17 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
| 35820. | kim (kim_jong_un_og) | 51.17 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 35821. | Samuel (sammassam) | 51.17 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |