So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6221. | lassiS (latez) | 95.05 | 94% | 2013-01-20 |
| 6222. | Angel (field1) | 95.05 | 97% | 2013-03-12 |
| 6223. | lisa (pflanze) | 95.05 | 95% | 2014-05-06 |
| 6224. | clĂ©ment (clement) | 95.05 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 6225. | "A" (bluuuu) | 95.04 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| 6226. | garagdon (garagdon) | 95.04 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 6227. | Michael (mercury28) | 95.04 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| 6228. | Nick (njcanderson) | 95.03 | 94% | 2014-07-08 |
| 6229. | Darcy (mrdarcy1800) | 95.03 | 99% | 2021-05-10 |
| 6230. | Ruben (rubenms) | 95.03 | 90% | 2012-11-28 |
| 6231. | Allan (ak01) | 95.03 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 6232. | Mollany (scarlet35) | 95.02 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 6233. | Evan (gemofevan) | 95.02 | 96% | 2014-02-11 |
| 6234. | Shlock (shlockington) | 95.01 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 6235. | Ghazanfer (ghazanfer) | 95.01 | 97% | 2012-09-27 |
| 6236. | Dale (uruk003) | 95.01 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 6237. | dingdong (zuccandsucc) | 95.00 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 6238. | Oli (andvari) | 95.00 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 6239. | Kevin (kjang) | 95.00 | 99% | 2013-08-27 |
| 6240. | Lord (lordkail) | 95.00 | 95% | 2013-12-04 |
| 6241. | Liam (origma) | 95.00 | 92% | 2016-02-21 |
| 6242. | Pond (coldshottt) | 94.99 | 92% | 2016-06-21 |
| 6243. | Benjamin (bnje1) | 94.99 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 6244. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 94.99 | 99% | 2019-11-08 |
| 6245. | Neil (verty) | 94.99 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 6246. | . (trihard7) | 94.99 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
| 6247. | sem (elsemyano) | 94.99 | 98% | 2014-09-24 |
| 6248. | Eric (erperreault) | 94.98 | 90% | 2012-05-03 |
| 6249. | Tian (the4thcafe) | 94.97 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 6250. | J (be_quick) | 94.97 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |