I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13572. | Aether (aetherbane) | 78.15 | 94% | 2022-02-01 |
| 13573. | Athena (____athenaa) | 78.15 | 91% | 2017-04-21 |
| 13574. | Kieran (deathranger999) | 78.14 | 86% | 2016-10-09 |
| 13575. | Fuzzy (fuzzyjcats) | 78.14 | 99% | 2024-06-16 |
| 13576. | Lariza (lariza) | 78.14 | 99% | 2023-07-13 |
| 13577. | Sebastian (0rangetree) | 78.14 | 97% | 2020-06-28 |
| 13578. | Koshi (koshigaming) | 78.14 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
| 13579. | Finnnnnnn (bigfinsfananza) | 78.14 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 13580. | Toxyczny (toxyczny1) | 78.14 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 13581. | NayNay (323899617) | 78.14 | 95% | 2017-03-14 |
| 13582. | deeznts (deeznts00) | 78.13 | 96.9% | 2024-03-12 |
| 13583. | Sparkie (sparkiedoof) | 78.13 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 13584. | Abe (abe21) | 78.12 | 95.1% | 2024-08-15 |
| 13585. | Jay (noj0ke) | 78.12 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 13586. | Syon (blade448) | 78.12 | 95% | 2019-09-03 |
| 13587. | Ian (ianharold99) | 78.12 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 13588. | WillyWonka (willy_wonka56) | 78.11 | 95% | 2022-12-31 |
| 13589. | Leo (leokaichou) | 78.11 | 95% | 2024-08-03 |
| 13590. | Tatko (tatko) | 78.11 | 98% | 2023-06-29 |
| 13591. | milo (oosamuoo01) | 78.11 | 97% | 2022-09-29 |
| 13592. | Aditya (aditya5991) | 78.11 | 96% | 2025-05-08 |
| 13593. | Michael (thegadabout) | 78.11 | 96% | 2016-08-24 |
| 13594. | Andrew (andrew_notag) | 78.11 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 13595. | Subhan (zubhanwc3) | 78.11 | 94% | 2017-01-25 |
| 13596. | Vikram (sjaishankar) | 78.11 | 97% | 2016-01-17 |
| 13597. | Gabriel (bigolgabe) | 78.10 | 91% | 2016-03-23 |
| 13598. | Lekhraj (lekhrajprasad) | 78.10 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 13599. | πππππΌππ... | 78.10 | 93% | 2016-09-04 |
| 13600. | Silversting (silversting) | 78.10 | 97% | 2017-02-18 |
| 13601. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 78.10 | 91% | 2016-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |