So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25559. | G (mrconductor) | 60.00 | 97% | 2011-11-04 |
| 25560. | Alexander (alexanderbutcheeks) | 59.99 | 95% | 2021-09-30 |
| 25561. | kashif (1122kashif) | 59.99 | 97% | 2015-06-01 |
| 25562. | Agent (jterzian2) | 59.99 | 96% | 2022-02-07 |
| 25563. | Tinh (tinhnguyen) | 59.99 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 25564. | mort (mort96) | 59.99 | 92% | 2013-12-25 |
| 25565. | sabbir (leoshabr) | 59.99 | 94% | 2013-07-18 |
| 25566. | Angel (windowsxperia) | 59.98 | 93% | 2021-12-02 |
| 25567. | jhollister (jhollister) | 59.98 | 94% | 2015-08-11 |
| 25568. | akki_07 (gojousatoru) | 59.98 | 97.9% | 2023-10-03 |
| 25569. | Colemak (vladtsar37) | 59.98 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 25570. | GreatKing (greatking) | 59.98 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 25571. | swarley (swarley268) | 59.98 | 92% | 2013-02-25 |
| 25572. | bach (bachrice) | 59.98 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 25573. | Christoffer (poetastrophe) | 59.98 | 91% | 2013-11-13 |
| 25574. | Amelia Pond (littlemouse) | 59.98 | 91% | 2013-02-15 |
| 25575. | Zuber (zuberchip) | 59.97 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 25576. | Mayley (mayleey) | 59.97 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 25577. | Yahyobek (yahyobek) | 59.97 | 95.2% | 2023-07-22 |
| 25578. | Uddaya (uddaya) | 59.97 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 25579. | Tmack (tmack13) | 59.96 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
| 25580. | David (davylern) | 59.96 | 91% | 2016-02-23 |
| 25581. | alok (alokt5337) | 59.96 | 97% | 2013-06-26 |
| 25582. | Rell (rell) | 59.96 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 25583. | Kellie (kellie304) | 59.96 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 25584. | Ultraboy (adadxsg) | 59.96 | 92% | 2015-08-21 |
| 25585. | Steve (steve5731) | 59.95 | 94% | 2021-03-02 |
| 25586. | Ankan (ankan_saha060) | 59.95 | 95% | 2023-06-03 |
| 25587. | T6X3G (tuguldur_17) | 59.95 | 95.1% | 2023-09-21 |
| 25588. | Abbey (hollywood_undead_) | 59.95 | 92% | 2016-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |