Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7259. | Olav (tocke) | 97.04 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 7260. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 97.04 | 99% | 2017-09-14 |
| 7261. | MTGAPger (foreverpractice975) | 97.03 | 96.2% | 2024-06-03 |
| 7262. | The Last Rocket (dirtysouth) | 97.03 | 96.4% | 2024-03-18 |
| 7263. | Pio (piosoesetio) | 97.03 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
| 7264. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 97.03 | 99% | 2020-01-19 |
| 7265. | Arnold (nosleepinginfilmclass) | 97.03 | 98% | 2018-05-02 |
| 7266. | dalineth (dalineth) | 97.03 | 98% | 2018-07-08 |
| 7267. | Gwude (gwude) | 97.02 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 7268. | jmzg (jmzg) | 97.02 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 7269. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 97.02 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 7270. | Slueben (poijn) | 97.01 | 96% | 2019-01-25 |
| 7271. | Crow (hideouscry) | 97.01 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 7272. | PRACTICE (practicecar) | 97.01 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 7273. | Mate (baneofpuppies) | 97.01 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 7274. | Avery (avidavi) | 97.01 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 7275. | CarCubePanda (carcubepanda) | 97.00 | 100% | 2023-08-05 |
| 7276. | Manuel (mannymnz) | 97.00 | 96% | 2022-04-15 |
| 7277. | Jason (_bagel_) | 97.00 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 7278. | Shromeone (shromeone) | 97.00 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 7279. | zubbu (zubbu) | 97.00 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 7280. | George (bacheloroftravel) | 97.00 | 99% | 2020-12-12 |
| 7281. | Lambo (antonio9201) | 96.99 | 98% | 2025-03-14 |
| 7282. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 96.99 | 98.1% | 2024-04-01 |
| 7283. | freedomisgold (freedomisgold) | 96.98 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 7284. | Paul (jinzonam) | 96.98 | 99% | 2022-08-27 |
| 7285. | Kaybe (kaybeb) | 96.98 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 7286. | Joe (mamyt) | 96.96 | 97.1% | 2025-05-05 |
| 7287. | Quang (disman123) | 96.96 | 99% | 2024-01-15 |
| 7288. | sofL (colemak_is_poggers) | 96.96 | 97% | 2025-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |