As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11565. | a (aidan2021) | 80.80 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 11566. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 80.80 | 96.7% | 2023-11-15 |
| 11567. | Kianoosh (kia_wp) | 80.80 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 11568. | Bojack (bojack1) | 80.80 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 11569. | arif (arif_islam) | 80.80 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 11570. | Sharky (sharkoo) | 80.79 | 97% | 2025-08-13 |
| 11571. | you (gotten) | 80.79 | 96% | 2026-04-16 |
| 11572. | B00P (aaron_sy1) | 80.79 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 11573. | Aziz (azizxushvaqtov07) | 80.79 | 99% | 2023-09-17 |
| 11574. | taj (taj256) | 80.79 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
| 11575. | Logan (toast_scrubber) | 80.79 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 11576. | uu.u.u (shruuuu) | 80.79 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 11577. | Tianchang (tcliao) | 80.79 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 11578. | Eric (dogsbollocks) | 80.79 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 11579. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 80.79 | 97.2% | 2021-02-06 |
| 11580. | Darryl (ikaryn) | 80.79 | 90% | 2016-12-04 |
| 11581. | Anson (ansonso042802) | 80.78 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 11582. | Anne (hyogi) | 80.78 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 11583. | Beybaris (zstorm_rd) | 80.78 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
| 11584. | mitchell (fool1shdemxn) | 80.78 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 11585. | Nicholas (shnoopy) | 80.78 | 96% | 2019-05-18 |
| 11586. | neromantic (neromantic) | 80.78 | 99% | 2022-09-08 |
| 11587. | Ican'ttype:( (reqort) | 80.77 | 97.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 11588. | Daniil (_g00s3_) | 80.77 | 97% | 2021-02-18 |
| 11589. | rayner harold (raynerhmc) | 80.77 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
| 11590. | Zubin (zkim9546) | 80.76 | 93% | 2016-04-04 |
| 11591. | Ged (quirty890) | 80.76 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 11592. | sai (smuna13) | 80.76 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 11593. | Lazaro (mrlazlo15) | 80.76 | 98% | 2022-09-06 |
| 11594. | Kristine (skeetracer) | 80.75 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |