I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8557. | Opponent (opponent) | 90.40 | 95% | 2015-07-27 |
| 8558. | Jack (jackn112) | 90.38 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 8559. | Zilyck (zilyck) | 90.38 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 8560. | Chibichan (supersam317) | 90.37 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 8561. | From0ToHero (lordmeliodas) | 90.37 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 8562. | Regalion (regalion) | 90.37 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
| 8563. | Divij (davijiloiro) | 90.36 | 95.7% | 2025-03-29 |
| 8564. | Sonny (sonson88) | 90.36 | 98% | 2017-08-09 |
| 8565. | Austin (galactiac) | 90.36 | 96% | 2016-01-21 |
| 8566. | HodgeVJ (hodgevj) | 90.35 | 97% | 2025-08-31 |
| 8567. | Alicia (ayhe95) | 90.35 | 97.3% | 2021-02-08 |
| 8568. | Rqj (poppyprodigy) | 90.35 | 95% | 2025-05-28 |
| 8569. | Ravinder (ravinder_1977) | 90.35 | 99% | 2016-05-18 |
| 8570. | thu (thutype) | 90.34 | 97% | 2024-04-19 |
| 8571. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 90.34 | 97% | 2025-11-05 |
| 8572. | Somogyi (vincture) | 90.34 | 98.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8573. | Beybaris (zstorm_rd) | 90.33 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 8574. | JD (jigglyjd) | 90.33 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 8575. | Will (pozzpyo) | 90.33 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 8576. | Mikolai (ladoga_monster) | 90.33 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 8577. | tstats[log1xmeister] (log1x... | 90.33 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 8578. | Maliha (mnusrat) | 90.32 | 98% | 2017-08-14 |
| 8579. | Lord Kuro (lordkuro) | 90.32 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 8580. | lua (lualua) | 90.32 | 98% | 2015-05-15 |
| 8581. | Giulio (giulio89) | 90.32 | 96% | 2017-05-28 |
| 8582. | [Bl4nk] (mahneymchef) | 90.31 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 8583. | F*ck Zelenskyy (overmake) | 90.31 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
| 8584. | Elias (el_typo_jr) | 90.30 | 97% | 2023-11-17 |
| 8585. | Alyssa (igngenerator) | 90.30 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 8586. | Bob (bobpopp) | 90.30 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |