As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10646. | Kevin (trunkate) | 82.85 | 94% | 2017-02-12 |
| 10647. | Salad (saladspoon) | 82.85 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 10648. | FIveyyy (lufyyy) | 82.85 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 10649. | Temirlan (teamskiy) | 82.85 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 10650. | Duckytype-8 (dummy_2) | 82.85 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 10651. | neil (revelation2439) | 82.85 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 10652. | Jovenska (jovenskaevania) | 82.84 | 95% | 2015-10-15 |
| 10653. | Paul (paulacus) | 82.84 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 10654. | Ron (ronsl) | 82.83 | 97.1% | 2025-05-19 |
| 10655. | Azamat (kayoshi) | 82.83 | 96% | 2016-07-18 |
| 10656. | Eli (leeleebaguette) | 82.82 | 96.7% | 2025-01-15 |
| 10657. | Jacob (jacobmahaffey9) | 82.82 | 95.7% | 2024-05-21 |
| 10658. | tstats[dfanaras] (dfanaras) | 82.82 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 10659. | Valk (blankfox) | 82.82 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 10660. | John (jbupit) | 82.81 | 96% | 2016-09-08 |
| 10661. | jazon (nozaaaj) | 82.81 | 90% | 2017-03-20 |
| 10662. | Shark Attack (sk_attack) | 82.80 | 95% | 2024-05-22 |
| 10663. | Zack (zroulier) | 82.80 | 95% | 2023-02-01 |
| 10664. | Michal (compalistaor) | 82.80 | 99% | 2018-04-02 |
| 10665. | Julian Ramos (julian_one_hu... | 82.79 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| 10666. | Nuno (n4n0x01) | 82.79 | 98.4% | 2023-05-16 |
| 10667. | Angeal4Real (angeal98) | 82.79 | 96% | 2016-10-09 |
| 10668. | Matt (pinheadlarry5) | 82.79 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 10669. | Randy (rhomusic) | 82.79 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
| 10670. | Jozef (lawalamp12) | 82.78 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 10671. | DNF (lam4nk) | 82.78 | 96.3% | 2023-11-15 |
| 10672. | dasher7349 (darsh_sikka) | 82.78 | 96.9% | 2023-12-01 |
| 10673. | ttv/J0bro (jobrocraftstep) | 82.78 | 98% | 2021-09-20 |
| 10674. | Suruga (suruga) | 82.78 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 10675. | hockpond (hockpond) | 82.78 | 96% | 2022-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |