When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5560. | nan (nandog31) | 95.93 | 98% | 2023-08-06 |
| 5561. | TypingNoob (bekarihh) | 95.93 | 100% | 2026-02-09 |
| 5562. | Adriel (stephencarry) | 95.93 | 95.9% | 2021-03-02 |
| 5563. | David (dcoh91) | 95.93 | 98% | 2020-05-10 |
| 5564. | KTH (kthmanish) | 95.93 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 5565. | zucc (makorn) | 95.92 | 96% | 2020-06-08 |
| 5566. | Fiona (fionagallagher) | 95.92 | 98% | 2017-07-24 |
| 5567. | epicface (adowoable) | 95.92 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 5568. | 5slowfingers (5slowfingers) | 95.92 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 5569. | aaaaa;-; (idkwhyyyy) | 95.92 | 99% | 2022-09-23 |
| 5570. | J (luvwizrd90) | 95.90 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 5571. | BLURB (snowq) | 95.90 | 98.5% | 2023-07-19 |
| 5572. | InsaneBiff (insanebiff) | 95.90 | 97% | 2018-11-04 |
| 5573. | Inuka Kannangara (deserted_... | 95.89 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 5574. | Harrison (160810601) | 95.89 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 5575. | Tom (tomspell) | 95.88 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 5576. | Jonathan (jonyaa) | 95.87 | 98% | 2024-04-05 |
| 5577. | LaShawn (lashawnious) | 95.87 | 97.5% | 2023-12-19 |
| 5578. | rofllex (rofllex) | 95.87 | 98% | 2023-10-23 |
| 5579. | kazuma (willysun7) | 95.87 | 96% | 2022-11-05 |
| 5580. | Zro (zroooo) | 95.87 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 5581. | johnny (stopbeatingme) | 95.87 | 92% | 2017-04-29 |
| 5582. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 95.86 | 97.8% | 2025-02-02 |
| 5583. | John Ross (iamaninja212) | 95.86 | 96% | 2025-01-14 |
| 5584. | Annie (annie__101) | 95.86 | 97.7% | 2023-08-29 |
| 5585. | Airbender Aang (lolmode2) | 95.86 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 5586. | J (falsekrakk808) | 95.86 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 5587. | tuffghost (namtap) | 95.86 | 98% | 2019-09-02 |
| 5588. | SupaFast (nicholasflamel) | 95.85 | 97.2% | 2023-09-22 |
| 5589. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 95.84 | 98% | 2026-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |