I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2895. | DeputyDerpy (deputyderpy) | 110.69 | 98.3% | 2024-09-25 |
| 2896. | Max (max424) | 110.69 | 98.5% | 2023-11-12 |
| 2897. | Christian (cslarsenrf) | 110.69 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
| 2898. | Jason (imschleep) | 110.68 | 97% | 2019-12-06 |
| 2899. | Aidanista (aidanista) | 110.68 | 97.4% | 2023-11-29 |
| 2900. | Aimee (jamocha101) | 110.68 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 2901. | Alex (achen2289) | 110.67 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 2902. | william (longdongdi) | 110.67 | 99% | 2020-03-17 |
| 2903. | Ditao (ditao1) | 110.67 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 2904. | A (antykingfish2) | 110.67 | 99% | 2017-12-09 |
| 2905. | Weekevy (layvth) | 110.66 | 98% | 2026-05-19 |
| 2906. | Juror_8 (jurornumber8) | 110.66 | 96.3% | 2023-12-05 |
| 2907. | Josh (nqch) | 110.66 | 98.2% | 2024-11-27 |
| 2908. | Bucky (buckyplaysatwork) | 110.66 | 99% | 2018-09-21 |
| 2909. | broil (broil) | 110.65 | 97% | 2026-04-24 |
| 2910. | chopst1cksss (chopst1cksss) | 110.65 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 2911. | Fabijan (bifazg) | 110.64 | 99% | 2021-06-26 |
| 2912. | \\sheesh// (zpass08) | 110.64 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 2913. | vegetable (vegetablegrills) | 110.64 | 88% | 2016-06-29 |
| 2914. | Mike (jewunit) | 110.63 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 2915. | pi (kerosenee) | 110.63 | 98% | 2017-03-13 |
| 2916. | John (thefiretyper) | 110.60 | 99% | 2023-08-04 |
| 2917. | Paulo (vulas) | 110.59 | 96% | 2016-05-05 |
| 2918. | zeeee (zeeebra) | 110.58 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| 2919. | Raphael (shimahon) | 110.58 | 99% | 2022-01-08 |
| 2920. | Z (ailius) | 110.57 | 93% | 2015-06-29 |
| 2921. | keatz (13yearoldprodigy) | 110.57 | 91% | 2016-01-13 |
| 2922. | yorrd (yorrd) | 110.56 | 99% | 2022-10-01 |
| 2923. | cuteboionwii (cuteboionwii) | 110.55 | 97.5% | 2024-11-21 |
| 2924. | Mims (mimzi_who) | 110.55 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |