The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20930. | Juan (juan9900) | 70.45 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 20931. | wojtas (wojtasj) | 70.45 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 20932. | Igum (igumhau) | 70.45 | 99% | 2012-06-16 |
| 20933. | Tam (solevampire) | 70.45 | 96% | 2016-02-01 |
| 20934. | Kaan (delifisek35) | 70.45 | 96% | 2014-04-05 |
| 20935. | Fabio (prosfearme) | 70.45 | 92% | 2016-02-21 |
| 20936. | BeefCakeMal (beefcakemal) | 70.45 | — | 2011-04-05 |
| 20937. | Albin (dunderalf) | 70.44 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 20938. | duonghoang05@gmail.com (duo... | 70.44 | 95% | 2015-05-26 |
| 20939. | Trang (trang_nobita) | 70.44 | 95% | 2015-09-02 |
| 20940. | Jerkin6969 (jerkin6969) | 70.43 | 97% | 2018-02-04 |
| 20941. | Bgkeh (bgkeh) | 70.43 | 95% | 2012-09-08 |
| 20942. | Marry (try28476) | 70.43 | 96% | 2014-01-16 |
| 20943. | me (mlprichard) | 70.43 | 98% | 2017-03-21 |
| 20944. | NinerSechs (neunsechszwei) | 70.43 | 94% | 2014-02-27 |
| 20945. | Jennifer (jenney.mcfaddon@g... | 70.43 | 97% | 2012-10-21 |
| 20946. | Dinja (insanedjoker) | 70.42 | 95% | 2022-01-10 |
| 20947. | EltColtz (eltcoltz_) | 70.42 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 20948. | Ben (benpoopy) | 70.42 | 96% | 2022-05-16 |
| 20949. | killer (killerz4564) | 70.42 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 20950. | Hannah (newha459) | 70.42 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 20951. | desk (desk_wall) | 70.42 | 95.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| 20952. | Frank (frankpop10) | 70.42 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 20953. | John (cinnamonspic3) | 70.42 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 20954. | nate (fullspeedtyper) | 70.42 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 20955. | Not Reckful (zozzy) | 70.42 | 96% | 2014-08-19 |
| 20956. | rota (rota22) | 70.41 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 20957. | Patrik (itsuberrr) | 70.41 | 89% | 2015-05-08 |
| 20958. | abh1sh3k (abh1sh3k) | 70.40 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 20959. | Lucy (sarluc) | 70.40 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |