So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24491. | sak (olive_oil) | 61.51 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 24492. | Franz (transgenic) | 61.51 | — | 2009-12-07 |
| 24493. | Antonio (tonio145) | 61.51 | 94% | 2017-02-07 |
| 24494. | Luke (wafflesticks) | 61.50 | 93% | 2023-05-19 |
| 24495. | 13grainbreads (13grainbreads) | 61.50 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 24496. | Amuck (amuckrunner) | 61.50 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
| 24497. | Y-Shark (vaishakhhm) | 61.50 | 91% | 2016-09-24 |
| 24498. | Rhishabh (rhish) | 61.50 | 94% | 2019-01-18 |
| 24499. | ram (ramg) | 61.50 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 24500. | DitherWither (ditherwither) | 61.49 | 96% | 2023-09-20 |
| 24501. | apri (entah) | 61.49 | 95% | 2011-12-02 |
| 24502. | John (chorus) | 61.49 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 24503. | Angel (angellady308) | 61.49 | 92% | 2013-02-14 |
| 24504. | Can (plakog) | 61.48 | 95% | 2022-03-04 |
| 24505. | Gaurab (logan_pi) | 61.48 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 24506. | Mike (mightymike) | 61.48 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
| 24507. | real_remi (bobbobbio) | 61.47 | 90% | 2015-11-28 |
| 24508. | HasadBoii (hasadboii) | 61.47 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 24509. | Zozvo (zozvo) | 61.47 | 96% | 2022-01-24 |
| 24510. | Jerome (jrocket28) | 61.47 | 89% | 2015-08-16 |
| 24511. | andrea (terminator3018) | 61.47 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 24512. | Ventrias (yuz1992) | 61.46 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 24513. | Blu (smitali) | 61.46 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 24514. | Lukas (phandox) | 61.46 | 92% | 2012-11-11 |
| 24515. | Nam (nkbinladen) | 61.46 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 24516. | Daniel (dangood92) | 61.46 | 97% | 2015-02-20 |
| 24517. | Wandon (wandon) | 61.45 | 95% | 2021-05-15 |
| 24518. | boosbat (coryqoolguy) | 61.45 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 24519. | vincent (godofbokchoy) | 61.45 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 24520. | SAbeen (sabeen89) | 61.45 | 91% | 2013-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |