I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1979. | Edmund (agent2375) | 119.86 | 99% | 2020-11-29 |
| 1980. | Noam (pleeze) | 119.84 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 1981. | Carter (cws2002) | 119.84 | 96% | 2017-02-21 |
| 1982. | Joshua (joshuacylo) | 119.83 | 99% | 2020-07-23 |
| 1983. | epicalec333 (epicalec333) | 119.82 | 98.7% | 2024-04-10 |
| 1984. | Lucas (lucasmelo) | 119.82 | 99% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1985. | Duc (trungducdeptrai) | 119.81 | 99% | 2022-07-16 |
| 1986. | OmarTheFast (omarthefast) | 119.79 | 99% | 2018-04-28 |
| 1987. | Pacific Monk (pacificmonk) | 119.76 | 99% | 2018-04-19 |
| 1988. | Jake (jakemate) | 119.76 | 96% | 2017-12-30 |
| 1989. | toast742 (toast100) | 119.74 | 98.7% | 2025-02-12 |
| 1990. | bolognas! (bolognas) | 119.72 | 91% | 2017-03-12 |
| 1991. | nodson123 (nodson123) | 119.72 | 98.4% | 2025-01-22 |
| 1992. | Peter (petez) | 119.70 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 1993. | loois (gorgontes) | 119.70 | 98% | 2026-04-28 |
| 1994. | zero (crispyasf) | 119.70 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 1995. | Zox (zoxide) | 119.69 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 1996. | Ted (xted) | 119.67 | 99% | 2020-08-28 |
| 1997. | . (trihard7) | 119.66 | 99% | 2018-09-03 |
| 1998. | Finn (finnark) | 119.65 | 99% | 2019-12-25 |
| 1999. | Brian (brianyounq) | 119.64 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2000. | jsc (cjs0712) | 119.64 | 97.6% | 2024-03-02 |
| 2001. | Wlofy (wlofyflufy) | 119.63 | 99% | 2025-10-16 |
| 2002. | the_guest (typing_oldgrowth... | 119.63 | 99% | 2025-04-27 |
| 2003. | vroom💤 (noprop) | 119.61 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 2004. | Moist (moisturemob) | 119.60 | 100% | 2017-07-25 |
| 2005. | imWUMPUS (imwumpus) | 119.57 | 99% | 2018-11-26 |
| 2006. | James (james_333) | 119.56 | 98.4% | 2024-12-12 |
| 2007. | Muhammad Hazlee (hazhazlee) | 119.56 | 96.9% | 2024-09-18 |
| 2008. | Nura (an10nim4ik) | 119.56 | 97.7% | 2024-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |