The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23500. | Sanji (kuroashi) | 66.44 | 94% | 2014-02-14 |
| 23501. | Colemak (etatauri) | 66.44 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 23502. | 🍋 (lemoncrush) | 66.43 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 23503. | DON (donnn) | 66.43 | 95% | 2013-12-19 |
| 23504. | judeb34 (judeb34) | 66.42 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
| 23505. | THATCHILD (thatchild) | 66.42 | 94% | 2020-06-15 |
| 23506. | Misty (mistaay26) | 66.42 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 23507. | Josh (thicccmartian) | 66.41 | 96% | 2020-03-21 |
| 23508. | oualda (oualda) | 66.41 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 23509. | hi (florzie_101) | 66.41 | 95.6% | 2021-02-09 |
| 23510. | kousik (cmdtype) | 66.41 | 92% | 2012-08-24 |
| 23511. | Ghost (immaghost) | 66.41 | 92% | 2013-06-21 |
| 23512. | Kawhi (g1xmo) | 66.41 | 95% | 2019-07-13 |
| 23513. | cuong (thaicuong65) | 66.41 | 90% | 2012-11-17 |
| 23514. | Teotonio (teo_soares) | 66.41 | 97% | 2014-03-28 |
| 23515. | Hieu (hieu_96) | 66.41 | 96% | 2014-08-22 |
| 23516. | hao (haomin) | 66.40 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 23517. | Axel (zedronar) | 66.40 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
| 23518. | Zovar (zovar) | 66.40 | 97% | 2017-12-03 |
| 23519. | secacc (secacc312) | 66.39 | 93% | 2021-01-03 |
| 23520. | Ricky (iifading) | 66.39 | 91% | 2016-01-14 |
| 23521. | ^_^ (fuuje) | 66.39 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 23522. | Melinda (melindawong) | 66.38 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 23523. | Ace (acezachary) | 66.38 | 94% | 2017-05-09 |
| 23524. | kepa (kepa) | 66.38 | — | 2009-10-01 |
| 23525. | Chatilon (t110e5) | 66.38 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| 23526. | Kreingkrai (kengkreingkrai) | 66.38 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
| 23527. | Gyalzen (g_sherpa) | 66.37 | 97% | 2023-06-30 |
| 23528. | Teun (teung) | 66.37 | 96.1% | 2021-02-21 |
| 23529. | Harrison (harrison171997) | 66.37 | 88% | 2015-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |