I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2482. | Indominiso2 (indomtypetouch... | 115.70 | 98% | 2024-07-27 |
| 2483. | Wen (wenzhelun) | 115.70 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 2484. | cake (cake0) | 115.70 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 2485. | Logan (vanlo) | 115.68 | 99% | 2022-07-26 |
| 2486. | Luke (balancedlife) | 115.67 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 2487. | Coach Driver (11_fingers) | 115.66 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 2488. | tstats[theraptorjesus] (the... | 115.65 | 99% | 2026-01-29 |
| 2489. | Henry (hcaocollege) | 115.65 | 99% | 2017-06-19 |
| 2490. | Jesse (sarrod) | 115.64 | 97% | 2025-04-22 |
| 2491. | Chris (slow_but_furious) | 115.64 | 97.8% | 2024-12-06 |
| 2492. | Henry (dumbutgood) | 115.63 | 99% | 2021-03-30 |
| 2493. | Evan (loyalgame3) | 115.61 | 97.8% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2494. | w (wjockel) | 115.60 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 2495. | Al Ryan (02sa) | 115.60 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 2496. | Financier (financier) | 115.60 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 2497. | David (elhipercubo) | 115.60 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 2498. | James Kwon (jiminlee) | 115.58 | 99% | 2022-04-20 |
| 2499. | ringo (ringot) | 115.58 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 2500. | kusa (kuuwu) | 115.58 | 98% | 2019-03-01 |
| 2501. | Jacob (zoticus) | 115.58 | 99% | 2017-02-14 |
| 2502. | Strong (im_strong_john) | 115.56 | 97% | 2026-05-08 |
| 2503. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 115.54 | 100% | 2022-02-23 |
| 2504. | Douhua2 (douhua2) | 115.54 | 99% | 2025-06-22 |
| 2505. | Joseph (repeatercreeper) | 115.54 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 2506. | isaiah (reed_sheppard) | 115.53 | 98% | 2025-07-26 |
| 2507. | Tyler (xtios) | 115.53 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 2508. | Mark (tenseimaa) | 115.52 | 100% | 2022-10-03 |
| 2509. | yes king (muybien) | 115.52 | 98.3% | 2025-03-29 |
| 2510. | Narumi (udon) | 115.51 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 2511. | Wine (wine757) | 115.50 | 97% | 2025-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |