The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3442. | (xtie) | 108.86 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 3443. | (jamsan) | 108.86 | 92% | 2013-10-26 |
| 3444. | (colemak_muzukashii) | 108.86 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 3445. | Sunny (sunnylee0123) | 108.86 | 97% | 2013-12-14 |
| 3446. | (pufferfish717) | 108.86 | 98% | 2015-01-10 |
| 3447. | (y4mz) | 108.86 | 98% | 2017-12-20 |
| 3448. | (stilton) | 108.86 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 3449. | (yotgun) | 108.85 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3450. | (kabozhi) | 108.85 | 90% | 2016-08-08 |
| 3451. | (janjan838) | 108.85 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 3452. | (laserelite) | 108.84 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 3453. | (theblackeye) | 108.83 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 3454. | (tkozlowski) | 108.83 | 98% | 2015-03-12 |
| 3455. | Michael (vinyls) | 108.83 | 96% | 2012-11-02 |
| 3456. | 5'6Monster (igotovancouverc... | 108.82 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
| 3457. | klesator (klesse) | 108.81 | 93% | 2011-05-06 |
| 3458. | lhyeason (hungjai) | 108.80 | 97% | 2013-10-08 |
| 3459. | Jacob (zoticus) | 108.80 | 98% | 2016-09-01 |
| 3460. | (mattscabrera) | 108.78 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 3461. | (realforce) | 108.78 | 94% | 2015-09-25 |
| 3462. | (mumei) | 108.78 | 97% | 2013-01-20 |
| 3463. | Sam Istvan (philsphan89) | 108.77 | 97.5% | 2023-05-15 |
| 3464. | (kml1584) | 108.77 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 3465. | (squidster) | 108.77 | 97% | 2013-05-04 |
| 3466. | Ganesa (ganesasrm@yahoo.com) | 108.77 | 98% | 2012-12-31 |
| 3467. | (museican) | 108.76 | 99% | 2021-07-05 |
| 3468. | (theovive) | 108.76 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 3469. | mwizard (mwizard) | 108.76 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 3470. | Raidan (raidan) | 108.75 | 93% | 2014-07-10 |
| 3471. | (littlebighaha) | 108.75 | 98% | 2013-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |