Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3202. | Johan (keymaster10) | 69.51 | 93% | 2017-10-15 |
| 3203. | Garv (mrmonorisk) | 69.51 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3204. | Deven (kikaliyo) | 69.50 | 95% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3205. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 69.50 | 98% | 2018-01-01 |
| 3206. | Greti (greti) | 69.50 | 99% | 2020-03-29 |
| 3207. | fr0stythesnowm_n (fr0stythe... | 69.49 | 95% | 2019-07-30 |
| 3208. | Ken (ksojuice) | 69.48 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 3209. | Liam (ldryan0) | 69.47 | 96% | 2018-06-21 |
| 3210. | Rodrigo (rdcmdev) | 69.46 | 99% | 2020-09-28 |
| 3211. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 69.45 | 99% | 2019-02-25 |
| 3212. | Qontlo (owenlie) | 69.44 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 3213. | Pedro (landsplosh) | 69.44 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 3214. | Sean (seansmk17) | 69.43 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 3215. | Lucas (freere) | 69.41 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 3216. | Advait (amwal) | 69.40 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 3217. | Stas (tracersm) | 69.40 | 98% | 2019-09-23 |
| 3218. | Zorrex (zorrex) | 69.39 | 94% | 2019-10-27 |
| 3219. | Dara (adoran) | 69.38 | 95% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3220. | Oren (tonic_clonic) | 69.36 | 95% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3221. | Suh dude (jaykwon) | 69.34 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 3222. | English is not (woods490) | 69.33 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 3223. | No (nogo10) | 69.33 | 95% | 2018-10-29 |
| 3224. | kyel (txkyel) | 69.32 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 3225. | ทอมมี่ (taweesoft) | 69.31 | 95% | 2017-09-15 |
| 3226. | Caraziness (caraziness) | 69.30 | 95% | 2020-04-11 |
| 3227. | Type (cainvelasquez) | 69.29 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 3228. | Micah (micahlandry) | 69.27 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 3229. | Stacie (slyfoxxli) | 69.26 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 3230. | Renzo (raccon) | 69.26 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 3231. | Praynr (praynr) | 69.25 | 95% | 2019-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |