The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11086. | Saiyn (saiynssgssyr) | 44.92 | 94% | 2021-03-23 |
| 11087. | mae (uzumae) | 44.92 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 11088. | pwes (epiccooldarwin) | 44.91 | 85% | 2015-03-13 |
| 11089. | Maty (cipisek) | 44.91 | 95% | 2021-02-14 |
| 11090. | Koremir (kopack) | 44.91 | 95% | 2018-11-25 |
| 11091. | Key (sekchandara) | 44.91 | 95% | 2014-06-09 |
| 11092. | Tuhin kumar (tuhin1986) | 44.91 | 95% | 2015-08-27 |
| 11093. | Kevin (power751124) | 44.91 | 93% | 2011-12-27 |
| 11094. | Perserus (perserus) | 44.91 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 11095. | fatih (fatih) | 44.91 | — | 2009-09-12 |
| 11096. | Bhan (bhan) | 44.91 | — | 2010-12-30 |
| 11097. | J (i_am_speeed) | 44.90 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 11098. | Alex (aselia_azim) | 44.90 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 11099. | Rohit (rohitrk) | 44.90 | 96% | 2021-02-03 |
| 11100. | Zachary (peanutbutter146) | 44.90 | 95% | 2019-06-23 |
| 11101. | alycia (alycia) | 44.90 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 11102. | Ab (zoro_ab) | 44.89 | 94% | 2021-02-03 |
| 11103. | hitesh (hiteshkhasiya) | 44.88 | 93% | 2014-04-09 |
| 11104. | milky (milkyway) | 44.88 | 97% | 2014-12-27 |
| 11105. | Louis (l_ferreira) | 44.88 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 11106. | Siva (sivaprakasam) | 44.88 | 93% | 2015-03-13 |
| 11107. | yaotly (yaotli) | 44.87 | 94% | 2021-07-09 |
| 11108. | adityasaini (adityasaini) | 44.87 | 95% | 2014-06-11 |
| 11109. | Sujeet (sujeetgholap) | 44.87 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 11110. | Abhishek (abi_roseate) | 44.87 | 88% | 2014-08-05 |
| 11111. | Aaron (aaronalias) | 44.87 | 88% | 2015-07-21 |
| 11112. | jerael (jeraelrosal) | 44.86 | 96% | 2020-03-08 |
| 11113. | Christian (nill8nill) | 44.86 | 85% | 2016-03-25 |
| 11114. | hasanta (riskan) | 44.86 | 91% | 2017-02-11 |
| 11115. | pham (thanhpt) | 44.86 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |