So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19724. | Abu Shaikh (abu_nibir) | 68.70 | 96.6% | 2023-07-22 |
| 19725. | XXX_XXX (ship9x) | 68.70 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 19726. | Dvorak 9/16/2021 (mj_dvorak) | 68.70 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 19727. | Dexter (fabregas0414) | 68.70 | 94% | 2011-11-26 |
| 19728. | lala (2eazzy) | 68.70 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
| 19729. | vikash (vkas990) | 68.70 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 19730. | Surendra (frensuren) | 68.70 | 95% | 2021-09-04 |
| 19731. | a21wt (a21wt) | 68.70 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 19732. | sean (tak32) | 68.69 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 19733. | joki (jokistyle) | 68.69 | 96.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 19734. | G (gmakzy) | 68.69 | 95% | 2021-08-26 |
| 19735. | andy (sushimomma) | 68.69 | 94% | 2015-10-10 |
| 19736. | Nakura (nakura_sushi) | 68.69 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 19737. | Josh (poon_tamer) | 68.69 | 91% | 2016-09-20 |
| 19738. | Polaris (polaristr) | 68.69 | 91% | 2014-09-02 |
| 19739. | Migami (swirly22) | 68.69 | 97% | 2013-08-13 |
| 19740. | matt (takatoasti) | 68.68 | 95% | 2019-05-25 |
| 19741. | Geoffrey (gweakley) | 68.68 | 90% | 2012-02-16 |
| 19742. | Djovak (saebilopicke) | 68.68 | 97% | 2016-08-05 |
| 19743. | RaspberryPi (don_bartolome) | 68.68 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 19744. | Zorg (zorg__) | 68.68 | 97% | 2014-07-27 |
| 19745. | De (llwhatll) | 68.67 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
| 19746. | Jakob (jakobtm) | 68.67 | 90% | 2013-07-28 |
| 19747. | HunteR (pr07o7yp3x) | 68.67 | 87% | 2016-11-02 |
| 19748. | lukasz (komarekzm) | 68.67 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 19749. | Jean (lycjean) | 68.67 | 97% | 2014-09-02 |
| 19750. | Acesulfame K (acesulfame_k) | 68.67 | 95% | 2013-05-17 |
| 19751. | timmy (timmy14) | 68.66 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 19752. | Aika (aikeaa) | 68.66 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 19753. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 68.66 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |