I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9070. | Joe (loltyler4) | 88.27 | 95% | 2022-04-06 |
| 9071. | Junuh (junuh) | 88.27 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 9072. | Pedraam (pedraam) | 88.27 | 96% | 2017-02-18 |
| 9073. | Samuel (bradenluvzlax) | 88.26 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 9074. | Marco (marcomilo) | 88.26 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 9075. | phardsz (phardsz) | 88.26 | 96% | 2016-11-25 |
| 9076. | gchenstephen (gchenstephen) | 88.26 | 99% | 2021-03-14 |
| 9077. | Max (elsancho5) | 88.25 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| 9078. | fatih (webfox) | 88.25 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 9079. | Gourav (batragrv) | 88.25 | 95% | 2015-11-14 |
| 9080. | Sagi (sagi73) | 88.24 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 9081. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 88.24 | 97.3% | 2024-01-28 |
| 9082. | willy (willywongker69) | 88.24 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
| 9083. | Calvin (b1ack) | 88.24 | 96% | 2019-10-26 |
| 9084. | Nik (nikaliceking) | 88.24 | 97% | 2015-07-06 |
| 9085. | ju yun (schylarker) | 88.24 | 98% | 2017-03-26 |
| 9086. | Katherine (zoogalor) | 88.23 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 9087. | Camote69 (lichclass) | 88.22 | 95.4% | 2023-12-28 |
| 9088. | mpb (meeepboop) | 88.22 | 96.4% | 2023-07-25 |
| 9089. | Mr. (mrasp) | 88.22 | 96.1% | 2023-10-12 |
| 9090. | Max (max_pinc) | 88.22 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 9091. | IsiDeIncognito (isideincogn... | 88.21 | 98% | 2025-05-23 |
| 9092. | Alvarus (alvaruss) | 88.21 | 96.5% | 2025-02-01 |
| 9093. | Jellybean (jojo00vvv) | 88.21 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
| 9094. | jong (jonggo) | 88.21 | 98% | 2024-08-12 |
| 9095. | Kazuki (kabukiman) | 88.21 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
| 9096. | Dilan (dil15) | 88.21 | 99% | 2022-05-27 |
| 9097. | Mor (morti_20) | 88.21 | 96% | 2022-08-12 |
| 9098. | Rosalyn (raisetheroof) | 88.21 | 97.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 9099. | Victor (vctrku1) | 88.21 | 93% | 2016-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |