And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27384. | Juan Carlos (yulack) | 67.00 | 88% | 2015-01-24 |
| 27385. | Dakotah (dakotahyue) | 67.00 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 27386. | Jerome (jrocket28) | 67.00 | 91% | 2015-06-29 |
| 27387. | Vu Tien (dung_ngoi_yen_7) | 67.00 | 93% | 2012-03-18 |
| 27388. | Leo (leolink) | 66.99 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 27389. | Machi(ง ° ͜ ʖ °)ง (... | 66.99 | 94% | 2016-02-08 |
| 27390. | Nuan (nuan56) | 66.99 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 27391. | Justin (justtis) | 66.99 | 96% | 2011-11-05 |
| 27392. | DelBoski (delbboski) | 66.99 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 27393. | ☠ ₴ u ₪ i ₤ ☠ (su... | 66.99 | 98% | 2013-01-08 |
| 27394. | Mr (s1lva16) | 66.99 | 93% | 2013-06-21 |
| 27395. | Anthony (reaper2011) | 66.99 | 89% | 2015-04-12 |
| 27396. | Rick (rararawr) | 66.98 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 27397. | Benny (candye) | 66.98 | 95% | 2023-08-15 |
| 27398. | machinist (machinist) | 66.98 | 94% | 2011-12-14 |
| 27399. | Bappy (bappy) | 66.98 | 93% | 2013-01-18 |
| 27400. | Rob (sappy3339) | 66.97 | 94% | 2013-10-27 |
| 27401. | Janitra (jap13) | 66.97 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
| 27402. | Joshua (zonazone95) | 66.97 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 27403. | Dao (d2t19) | 66.97 | 96% | 2014-05-21 |
| 27404. | Emil Ovcina (ovcina) | 66.96 | 95% | 2023-09-08 |
| 27405. | Cobra (cobra03) | 66.96 | 98% | 2020-01-11 |
| 27406. | James (caucli) | 66.96 | 95% | 2021-05-02 |
| 27407. | James (jamespedestrian) | 66.96 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 27408. | Mike (mike7777777) | 66.96 | 98% | 2014-12-27 |
| 27409. | H A N S (hans_bk) | 66.96 | 95.5% | 2021-02-20 |
| 27410. | Amity (amity333) | 66.96 | 89% | 2011-07-23 |
| 27411. | Jona (jonaoisme) | 66.95 | 96% | 2023-08-20 |
| 27412. | Davi (daviorak) | 66.95 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 27413. | Jakob (lokiloki19) | 66.95 | 87% | 2017-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |