I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5969. | (whalebrah) | 101.99 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 5970. | erm (ermmmm) | 101.98 | 97.2% | 2025-04-09 |
| 5971. | (morti_20) | 101.98 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
| 5972. | (ksydry) | 101.98 | 99% | 2017-11-09 |
| 5973. | (chupayusi) | 101.97 | 99% | 2023-08-15 |
| 5974. | (bsprague) | 101.96 | 97% | 2025-11-21 |
| 5975. | (kitkatpaddywack) | 101.96 | 99% | 2021-04-02 |
| 5976. | Goldie (goldie_zzz) | 101.95 | 99% | 2026-01-27 |
| 5977. | (legitmatthew) | 101.95 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 5978. | (coolmans250) | 101.93 | 98% | 2020-09-06 |
| 5979. | Itsuki1 (itsuki1) | 101.93 | 98.2% | 2023-09-12 |
| 5980. | (scorpion_563) | 101.93 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 5981. | (minkk777) | 101.93 | 97% | 2025-12-12 |
| 5982. | (quannt) | 101.92 | 99% | 2025-06-22 |
| 5983. | (devilube) | 101.92 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 5984. | (dingusfish) | 101.92 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 5985. | (chocopi) | 101.91 | 98.2% | 2024-02-14 |
| 5986. | (charizardpotato) | 101.91 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 5987. | Jen (jeno20) | 101.91 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
| 5988. | FC980C (zonata) | 101.91 | 98% | 2019-01-19 |
| 5989. | (schnacks) | 101.91 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 5990. | Michael (mwormley) | 101.90 | 98.3% | 2024-05-06 |
| 5991. | MUPH (muphine) | 101.90 | 98.8% | 2023-11-01 |
| 5992. | (drunkensnake) | 101.90 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 5993. | (grinch64) | 101.89 | 99% | 2017-10-16 |
| 5994. | (chanziteng) | 101.89 | 99.4% | 2023-05-26 |
| 5995. | (chillypeppermint) | 101.89 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 5996. | (tugawho) | 101.89 | 96% | 2017-09-04 |
| 5997. | (v_rule) | 101.88 | 99% | 2025-08-16 |
| 5998. | ckftm (esfox) | 101.88 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |