The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17581. | Anirudh (anirudh90) | 75.85 | 93% | 2011-11-02 |
| 17582. | typingaccount (robbiej997) | 75.84 | 97% | 2023-06-10 |
| 17583. | Clod (clodus) | 75.84 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 17584. | Smilax (smilax_09) | 75.84 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 17585. | Orcanman (orcanman) | 75.84 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
| 17586. | Brandon (baddoodle) | 75.84 | 95% | 2022-08-30 |
| 17587. | Kayla (kearche) | 75.84 | 98% | 2016-02-10 |
| 17588. | cvbrgava (cvbrgava) | 75.84 | 95% | 2013-08-13 |
| 17589. | Dawid (sameyoo) | 75.84 | 87% | 2016-10-17 |
| 17590. | JV (darkar2923) | 75.83 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 17591. | Martin (xeion) | 75.83 | 97% | 2016-08-22 |
| 17592. | Bryan (bryan675) | 75.83 | 96% | 2017-05-12 |
| 17593. | Jun (junseo1216) | 75.83 | 94% | 2015-11-30 |
| 17594. | Karan Jain (karanjain18) | 75.83 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 17595. | Rob (smooff) | 75.83 | 95% | 2017-05-15 |
| 17596. | Sami (masa8) | 75.83 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 17597. | krishna (krishnad) | 75.82 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 17598. | Martin (angulien) | 75.82 | 92% | 2016-03-18 |
| 17599. | Jeff (zombification) | 75.82 | 92% | 2013-03-28 |
| 17600. | Markus (twofx) | 75.82 | 92% | 2015-11-21 |
| 17601. | Ian (iantilp) | 75.82 | 91% | 2016-09-21 |
| 17602. | Kevin (klinklang) | 75.81 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 17603. | eXquiZite (exquizite) | 75.81 | 95% | 2012-09-21 |
| 17604. | the (rank1zen) | 75.81 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 17605. | God's (gods_typer) | 75.81 | 95% | 2016-08-24 |
| 17606. | Stephen (von63rd) | 75.81 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 17607. | Marcel (marceltyping) | 75.80 | 95% | 2022-10-06 |
| 17608. | Nikola (dropndrag) | 75.80 | 96.3% | 2023-10-16 |
| 17609. | Catalin (georgecatalin) | 75.80 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
| 17610. | Hsu (eh643027) | 75.80 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |