I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8743. | Kazuki (kabukiman) | 93.60 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 8744. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 93.60 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 8745. | Claire (thegool) | 93.60 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
| 8746. | juniper (junimyox) | 93.59 | 99% | 2023-06-15 |
| 8747. | Nope McGee (jazz4dayz) | 93.59 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 8748. | mohamed (oasis_66) | 93.58 | 99% | 2022-09-07 |
| 8749. | Ahnaf (ahnaf75) | 93.57 | 98.8% | 2023-10-02 |
| 8750. | Pieter (piet3rr) | 93.56 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 8751. | Jakawat (jakawat) | 93.56 | 97.7% | 2023-05-30 |
| 8752. | geras (gerastv) | 93.56 | 94% | 2021-04-18 |
| 8753. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 93.56 | 99% | 2021-03-22 |
| 8754. | goat (icantype_gud) | 93.56 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 8755. | Max (p1spastic) | 93.56 | 96% | 2017-02-17 |
| 8756. | Apolline (apollineael) | 93.55 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 8757. | Makrela (makrela) | 93.55 | 99% | 2023-04-26 |
| 8758. | Joe (zeppyg) | 93.55 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 8759. | Plonk (zombie_moon) | 93.54 | 99% | 2024-07-29 |
| 8760. | Nana Kwame (papa_elbee) | 93.54 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 8761. | hgovi (hgovi123) | 93.53 | 99% | 2024-04-19 |
| 8762. | Thegameplayer69 (thegamepla... | 93.53 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 8763. | colemak (colemak_struggler) | 93.53 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 8764. | Fadli (islamicman) | 93.53 | 96% | 2017-04-19 |
| 8765. | Kalash (asdforever) | 93.52 | 97% | 2026-03-29 |
| 8766. | Jack (jack90001) | 93.52 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 8767. | Rodrigo (rdcmdev) | 93.51 | 99% | 2022-05-06 |
| 8768. | Marcus (cytokinestorm) | 93.51 | 97.2% | 2021-02-07 |
| 8769. | Matrix (ss005) | 93.51 | 96.7% | 2023-07-04 |
| 8770. | Marcus (ruggiero14) | 93.50 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 8771. | Sameen (baypsyche) | 93.50 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 8772. | b (learningcolemakxd) | 93.50 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |