So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4280. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 101.78 | 99% | 2022-12-23 |
| 4281. | Maksim (maksim) | 101.78 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 4282. | rumbata (rumbata2) | 101.78 | 91% | 2015-09-16 |
| 4283. | Matt (matt05092011) | 101.77 | 100% | 2011-09-14 |
| 4284. | Emilio (simpaaa) | 101.77 | 94% | 2014-12-21 |
| 4285. | SH (kej12080) | 101.77 | 98% | 2015-09-14 |
| 4286. | David (2mill) | 101.77 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
| 4287. | Daniel (dbinette03) | 101.77 | 98.8% | 2023-05-22 |
| 4288. | rock_hat (glitchscott) | 101.76 | 97% | 2015-03-04 |
| 4289. | Free Palestine (alakazaifa) | 101.76 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 4290. | Bob (w_trivial) | 101.76 | 89% | 2013-07-02 |
| 4291. | Johnnieboy (bently5102) | 101.75 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 4292. | Renju (renju467) | 101.75 | 95% | 2019-12-27 |
| 4293. | Yelov (multizymeth) | 101.74 | 99% | 2018-08-28 |
| 4294. | Antonius (instanton) | 101.74 | 97% | 2014-04-29 |
| 4295. | Sophie (buzzspark) | 101.74 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 4296. | Patrik (isei) | 101.73 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 4297. | David (zoltaea) | 101.73 | 88% | 2015-09-27 |
| 4298. | Lack (lackhammer) | 101.73 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 4299. | =RADULE= (radule) | 101.72 | 99% | 2022-10-01 |
| 4300. | Niccster (niccster10) | 101.72 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 4301. | bzn (beeznees) | 101.70 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 4302. | Eric (guster09) | 101.70 | 94% | 2016-03-28 |
| 4303. | Erik (merkinmeerkats) | 101.70 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
| 4304. | acsim (acsim) | 101.68 | 98% | 2015-07-12 |
| 4305. | Josh (ninjo) | 101.68 | 98% | 2013-09-08 |
| 4306. | Newblesoup (kkanddd) | 101.68 | 95% | 2012-08-16 |
| 4307. | nonquitur (nonquitter) | 101.67 | — | 2009-11-21 |
| 4308. | Penguino (cspenguino) | 101.67 | 95% | 2016-01-09 |
| 4309. | augustus (polonius) | 101.66 | 86% | 2013-06-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |