So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13759. | David (le_zeblitz) | 78.58 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
| 13760. | Derek (dths03) | 78.58 | 97% | 2011-08-29 |
| 13761. | ZG (zgcuber) | 78.57 | 97.2% | 2023-10-27 |
| 13762. | Duke (dukemagnum) | 78.57 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
| 13763. | Zorro (zorro_2017) | 78.57 | 91% | 2017-04-10 |
| 13764. | Josiah (darknight) | 78.57 | — | 2010-06-11 |
| 13765. | Quick Fingers 69 (quickfing... | 78.56 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 13766. | typo_racer (haffe) | 78.56 | 96% | 2022-12-25 |
| 13767. | Brian (braink) | 78.56 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
| 13768. | Kevin (kimchioncolemak) | 78.56 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 13769. | SkimnerPhi (skyminer707) | 78.56 | 94% | 2014-03-21 |
| 13770. | Mac (xmac) | 78.56 | 94% | 2014-03-08 |
| 13771. | Siddhant (sidcipher) | 78.56 | 95% | 2014-12-20 |
| 13772. | jun (jun0sck) | 78.55 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
| 13773. | Modesta (modestaapje) | 78.55 | 87% | 2015-12-08 |
| 13774. | xDeLiRiOuSx (xdeliriousx) | 78.55 | 92% | 2016-04-10 |
| 13775. | La (rednecksican) | 78.54 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 13776. | 0110 (regal_0110) | 78.54 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
| 13777. | AM (je11ow) | 78.54 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 13778. | _ (zoli_) | 78.54 | 95% | 2016-03-08 |
| 13779. | TJ (dreamstyle) | 78.53 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 13780. | Konrad (konradgoldammer) | 78.53 | 97% | 2022-01-09 |
| 13781. | Anton (tutantontut) | 78.53 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 13782. | Joey (jsaechao) | 78.53 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 13783. | noside (edzil1007) | 78.53 | 96% | 2015-01-15 |
| 13784. | Arjun (arjun_sn) | 78.53 | 97% | 2012-09-05 |
| 13785. | Tacodudeman (tacodudeman) | 78.52 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 13786. | Meep (emiliatan) | 78.52 | 89% | 2017-02-13 |
| 13787. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 78.52 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 13788. | Eoin (eoing) | 78.52 | 95.9% | 2021-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |