The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3307. | Tsogtbayar (tsogtbayarbox) | 60.91 | 94% | 2015-08-18 |
| 3308. | Patrick (mount) | 60.91 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 3309. | Eros (tigeros) | 60.90 | 95% | 2016-03-21 |
| 3310. | Denis (synneks) | 60.90 | 96.1% | 2021-02-04 |
| 3311. | Eugene (eugenemsc) | 60.90 | 95% | 2014-11-20 |
| 3312. | DrK (drk1) | 60.90 | 93% | 2017-04-10 |
| 3313. | Deron (deronleon) | 60.90 | 88% | 2012-12-14 |
| 3314. | Alex (aatwood) | 60.90 | 95% | 2011-08-08 |
| 3315. | PriyaM (bagyam) | 60.89 | 98.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 3316. | Sadan (ultimates4ndm4n) | 60.89 | 92% | 2011-08-06 |
| 3317. | kevo (lakvn) | 60.89 | 96% | 2015-11-11 |
| 3318. | Wan Shi Tong (wan_shi_tong) | 60.89 | 91% | 2013-09-06 |
| 3319. | Hieu (trunghieu104) | 60.89 | 95% | 2012-06-26 |
| 3320. | Joseph (po_po1) | 60.89 | — | 2010-10-17 |
| 3321. | Frank (ieatyourrice) | 60.89 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 3322. | henryshort (henryshort) | 60.89 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 3323. | Emile (zolaric) | 60.88 | 95% | 2011-07-01 |
| 3324. | Gabriel (gabdrz) | 60.87 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3325. | Jason (kuanca) | 60.87 | 95% | 2013-01-16 |
| 3326. | Nguyen (littlepoo) | 60.87 | 95% | 2012-03-26 |
| 3327. | Alfred (mohitsh114) | 60.87 | 91% | 2015-03-31 |
| 3328. | jacqueline (jjbj) | 60.87 | 97% | 2011-08-11 |
| 3329. | xyz (i_am_xyz) | 60.85 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 3330. | Jonas (jjonnaas) | 60.85 | 93% | 2012-07-27 |
| 3331. | infinitus (infinitusone) | 60.85 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 3332. | Kobus (klabuschagne) | 60.85 | 95% | 2013-04-29 |
| 3333. | Spencer Ryan (digitalspenz) | 60.85 | 100% | 2012-04-03 |
| 3334. | Alejandro (appleonama1) | 60.85 | 89% | 2015-05-21 |
| 3335. | Bappy (bappy) | 60.84 | 96% | 2013-03-20 |
| 3336. | Brahim (aguedou) | 60.84 | 97% | 2014-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |