So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16947. | Evan (zinctoo) | 73.24 | 96% | 2015-04-09 |
| 16948. | ftstsvt (ftstsvt) | 73.24 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
| 16949. | Rafael Baez (faceplnt) | 73.24 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 16950. | Sam (sam2399) | 73.24 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 16951. | DMack (dmack98) | 73.24 | 95% | 2019-02-14 |
| 16952. | brooklyn (raise_the_bar) | 73.24 | 99% | 2011-10-26 |
| 16953. | karakavak (karakavak) | 73.24 | 95% | 2014-09-08 |
| 16954. | Organic (darylbu) | 73.23 | 91% | 2015-04-13 |
| 16955. | Nicolo (kingpvlcini) | 73.23 | 91% | 2016-06-19 |
| 16956. | A (stoician) | 73.23 | 97% | 2020-02-15 |
| 16957. | Ryan (deathman5056) | 73.23 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
| 16958. | Brett (brett_t) | 73.23 | 100% | 2014-10-01 |
| 16959. | Spoon (g0ldensp00n) | 73.23 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 16960. | Arif (arifjafer) | 73.23 | 94% | 2012-05-22 |
| 16961. | Noey (justnoey) | 73.23 | 97% | 2013-08-27 |
| 16962. | John (johndel) | 73.23 | — | 2009-07-10 |
| 16963. | Jake (zoejaye) | 73.22 | 94% | 2015-03-30 |
| 16964. | dqwlol (dqwlol) | 73.22 | 95% | 2022-08-15 |
| 16965. | marsistX (marsistx) | 73.22 | 99% | 2021-12-21 |
| 16966. | Raghavan (toxic_hack) | 73.22 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 16967. | christian (chriz411) | 73.22 | 94% | 2014-10-11 |
| 16968. | Daniel (foopdewoopman) | 73.21 | 93% | 2016-01-30 |
| 16969. | profplum (sapptime) | 73.21 | 96% | 2023-09-10 |
| 16970. | Hai (haitathoc) | 73.21 | 99% | 2021-10-09 |
| 16971. | Cyril (81_wpm_goal) | 73.21 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 16972. | ttv/uvsvdu (uvsvdu) | 73.21 | 95% | 2015-08-03 |
| 16973. | Rasmus (rasbiehl) | 73.21 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 16974. | 9WPMavg (mrazntryhard) | 73.21 | 92% | 2016-10-14 |
| 16975. | 7 (pingas7) | 73.21 | 96% | 2011-05-14 |
| 16976. | Ethan (ethan568) | 73.21 | 93% | 2014-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |