So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7606. | Rob (destructo91) | 91.39 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 7607. | djblue (guccistyle) | 91.39 | 96% | 2014-11-03 |
| 7608. | nils (nilers) | 91.39 | 95% | 2014-03-04 |
| 7609. | Monte Carlo (polishtyper) | 91.39 | 97% | 2015-08-04 |
| 7610. | John (jkas62) | 91.39 | — | 2009-09-30 |
| 7611. | Samuel (samuelga) | 91.38 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 7612. | Austin (austin_biceps) | 91.37 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 7613. | JAWN (johnsusername) | 91.36 | 98% | 2013-08-30 |
| 7614. | Sarah (roswes23) | 91.36 | 94% | 2011-09-01 |
| 7615. | Christina (silvertina33) | 91.36 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 7616. | Amy (lovemehobo) | 91.36 | 97% | 2015-05-19 |
| 7617. | amh1499 (ineverquit) | 91.36 | 94% | 2015-09-18 |
| 7618. | WICKED QUICK (devinduyt) | 91.35 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 7619. | Elias (eliasjr) | 91.35 | 98.5% | 2023-10-22 |
| 7620. | jawwson (jawwso) | 91.35 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 7621. | Tracking Time (trackingtime) | 91.35 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
| 7622. | Zobeid (zobeid) | 91.34 | 99% | 2017-08-27 |
| 7623. | Kimberly (kmbrlyngyn) | 91.34 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 7624. | cannotlose (kmoten) | 91.34 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 7625. | tstats[ritizzzz] (ritizzzz) | 91.34 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 7626. | Jeremy (breathe_h20) | 91.34 | 95% | 2014-02-27 |
| 7627. | Sonny (sonson88) | 91.34 | 96% | 2017-05-04 |
| 7628. | J (huntnpek) | 91.34 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 7629. | @dudiellon (dudiellon) | 91.34 | 95% | 2015-05-15 |
| 7630. | pen (lock3r) | 91.33 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 7631. | twitch.tv/facewaldx (facewa... | 91.33 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 7632. | Ali (saaani) | 91.33 | 98% | 2012-08-17 |
| 7633. | Jay (eradekator) | 91.33 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 7634. | Robin (care_plane) | 91.32 | 96% | 2019-04-11 |
| 7635. | (silaada) | 91.31 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |