I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7135. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 98.49 | 100% | 2024-08-06 |
| 7136. | Mike (themechanic1) | 98.49 | 95.4% | 2024-06-17 |
| 7137. | chkhikvanormelia (chkhikvan... | 98.48 | 97.8% | 2024-11-18 |
| 7138. | ㅤ (pinktortoise) | 98.47 | 98% | 2023-08-06 |
| 7139. | Patrick (pkr505) | 98.47 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 7140. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 98.47 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 7141. | alldeux (alldeux) | 98.47 | 100% | 2020-01-16 |
| 7142. | ! (heckar) | 98.46 | 97.7% | 2024-12-31 |
| 7143. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang193) | 98.46 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 7144. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 98.45 | 100% | 2020-02-19 |
| 7145. | Derek (dcmcla1) | 98.45 | 99% | 2022-08-04 |
| 7146. | Jasper (jaszhang18) | 98.45 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 7147. | Nick (asstastic34) | 98.45 | 97% | 2017-05-26 |
| 7148. | Kappa (isulje22) | 98.44 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 7149. | V01D (inferno888) | 98.44 | 99% | 2023-02-27 |
| 7150. | Jacky (qtkyt) | 98.44 | 99% | 2022-07-08 |
| 7151. | laptopslow (znerwill) | 98.43 | 97.9% | 2021-02-24 |
| 7152. | hause (hausemeister) | 98.43 | 99% | 2024-05-28 |
| 7153. | colemakdh_learner (qamgam) | 98.43 | 98% | 2025-04-24 |
| 7154. | Jake (300476) | 98.43 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
| 7155. | La1ka (laikan) | 98.42 | 99% | 2020-06-03 |
| 7156. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 98.42 | 100% | 2020-11-14 |
| 7157. | Bruh (blackbacon08) | 98.42 | 99% | 2022-04-13 |
| 7158. | 3 wpm (fopdoodle127) | 98.42 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 7159. | Pun (puntypes) | 98.42 | 98% | 2017-07-03 |
| 7160. | svime (svime) | 98.41 | 85% | 2017-04-07 |
| 7161. | WittyGhost887 (wittyghost887) | 98.41 | 98% | 2025-12-09 |
| 7162. | Yash (yashshingade28) | 98.41 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 7163. | austin (0x13ba) | 98.41 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 7164. | Tofu (aznmangotofu) | 98.41 | 100% | 2023-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |