When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7803. | Dwima (dwizz) | 89.00 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 7804. | Danny (clutchgoddaddy) | 89.00 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 7805. | anjal (anjal23) | 88.99 | 96.9% | 2025-02-09 |
| 7806. | Caleb (yam909) | 88.99 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 7807. | ARBITER (arbiter_sign) | 88.98 | 97% | 2025-06-20 |
| 7808. | breadnjoos:YT (gyringreat) | 88.98 | 97% | 2025-10-09 |
| 7809. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 88.98 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 7810. | 21blackjack (21blackjack_) | 88.98 | 99% | 2017-07-06 |
| 7811. | House (houses) | 88.97 | 96% | 2026-02-26 |
| 7812. | Liron (levilev) | 88.97 | 95% | 2022-11-09 |
| 7813. | x0.25 speed (hazy324) | 88.97 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 7814. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 88.97 | 99% | 2022-12-31 |
| 7815. | I'mSlow (alwaystooslow) | 88.97 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 7816. | Solaiman (solaimanorvee) | 88.97 | 98.8% | 2024-11-21 |
| 7817. | aerisslowers (pietrucha33) | 88.95 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 7818. | Eric (airicc) | 88.95 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 7819. | laptopslow (znerwill) | 88.94 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 7820. | S (pchr8) | 88.94 | 97% | 2017-11-12 |
| 7821. | A (vrxzl) | 88.93 | 94% | 2016-11-11 |
| 7822. | Ted (lucky_strike) | 88.93 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 7823. | Funky (funkychunkymon) | 88.92 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 7824. | Humbble (freedom97) | 88.92 | 97% | 2025-09-12 |
| 7825. | Khit (khitnay) | 88.92 | 98.2% | 2021-02-19 |
| 7826. | J (mr_wood) | 88.91 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
| 7827. | Kajtebolikitica (patrik131) | 88.91 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 7828. | Jason (manjova) | 88.91 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 7829. | fastboi (boyfast) | 88.91 | 100% | 2021-06-17 |
| 7830. | Nam (nchu027) | 88.91 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 7831. | Ridans (ridans) | 88.91 | 97.5% | 2023-08-02 |
| 7832. | some_guy (liudvikas) | 88.91 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |