I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13026. | Mihovil (mladabobica) | 80.04 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 13027. | Markus (mackanbreh) | 80.04 | 86% | 2016-05-22 |
| 13028. | Jude (dukapa) | 80.04 | 90% | 2017-02-28 |
| 13029. | Rian (rriann) | 80.03 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 13030. | Brate (brate) | 80.03 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 13031. | Patryk (heininek) | 80.03 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 13032. | Eriksen (babaoriley) | 80.03 | 96% | 2015-10-15 |
| 13033. | Max (slo2type) | 80.03 | 99% | 2019-09-19 |
| 13034. | u (lovatical) | 80.03 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 13035. | Minaira (minaira) | 80.02 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 13036. | Justin (rawrltd) | 80.02 | 92% | 2015-12-15 |
| 13037. | Steven (steven5863) | 80.02 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
| 13038. | Sangam (sangamjoshi) | 80.02 | 96% | 2025-08-09 |
| 13039. | Carlos (nino6454) | 80.02 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
| 13040. | noob (chairmanlmfao) | 80.02 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 13041. | Spork4 (spork4) | 80.02 | 97% | 2018-09-01 |
| 13042. | laptopslow (znerwill) | 80.01 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 13043. | Josef (josefluis12) | 80.01 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 13044. | slow (me_slow727) | 80.01 | 96% | 2022-11-25 |
| 13045. | shiba inu (bamboozledshibe) | 80.01 | 96% | 2018-04-09 |
| 13046. | Mausam (the_witcher) | 80.01 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 13047. | Harcha (harcha) | 80.01 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
| 13048. | Chulaluck (chulaa14) | 80.00 | 92% | 2016-05-27 |
| 13049. | Nick (nickolopolous) | 80.00 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 13050. | DivineLight (mistaman) | 80.00 | 98% | 2020-04-10 |
| 13051. | Dustin (kustnodi) | 80.00 | 95% | 2015-08-29 |
| 13052. | Lacto Pafi (lactopafi) | 80.00 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 13053. | gf (halaluka) | 80.00 | 97% | 2023-07-20 |
| 13054. | Todd (t0dd1337) | 80.00 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 13055. | Kyle (kyle59) | 80.00 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |