And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3836. | 박 (urnu) | 117.14 | 97% | 2016-04-08 |
| 3837. | trangrams (trangrams) | 117.14 | 94% | 2014-11-18 |
| 3838. | BUST (hl1925) | 117.14 | 97% | 2016-10-01 |
| 3839. | Steve (baronvontito) | 117.12 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 3840. | Alex (alexk8) | 117.10 | 95% | 2015-07-12 |
| 3841. | Jenny (jennypooh) | 117.09 | 98% | 2013-02-06 |
| 3842. | Steven (misterpear) | 117.09 | 96% | 2017-02-11 |
| 3843. | Ralph (eltigro) | 117.09 | 99% | 2011-10-20 |
| 3844. | Reddington ツ (ericliu17) | 117.08 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 3845. | Sean (schneediener) | 117.08 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 3846. | Niek (niekie) | 117.08 | 100% | 2015-09-16 |
| 3847. | Princess B ~~ (bryonyp) | 117.08 | 99% | 2013-10-18 |
| 3848. | jazon (jazonandes) | 117.07 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 3849. | Sugar Honey (engscholar15) | 117.06 | 100% | 2023-02-27 |
| 3850. | 🚀 (aqua_desu) | 117.06 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3851. | Casey (casedillaaa) | 117.05 | 92% | 2015-01-25 |
| 3852. | Nikolaj (znaider) | 117.04 | 95% | 2013-01-28 |
| 3853. | Marlon (mosquitov) | 117.04 | — | 2009-04-25 |
| 3854. | Rainbow (rainbowpoop) | 117.03 | 95% | 2016-09-16 |
| 3855. | Lőrinc (mbalazs) | 117.03 | 99% | 2020-03-03 |
| 3856. | Rainee (rainee90) | 117.03 | 95% | 2011-07-13 |
| 3857. | David (bomely) | 117.02 | 99% | 2021-08-16 |
| 3858. | ⚠ calvin ⚠ (calvintyper... | 117.02 | 98.2% | 2023-06-28 |
| 3859. | তন্ময় (tjim02) | 117.01 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 3860. | Teodoras (teoyessir) | 117.01 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 3861. | 1myvar (chowchunfu) | 117.01 | 98% | 2019-09-28 |
| 3862. | Anton (appa) | 117.01 | 98% | 2012-10-19 |
| 3863. | kelvin chatime (kelvin2211) | 117.00 | 95% | 2016-11-01 |
| 3864. | asdf (asdff) | 117.00 | 97% | 2011-08-15 |
| 3865. | Charmander (smile_y) | 116.99 | 96% | 2011-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |