I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10547. | Alikhan (alikhan880) | 85.72 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 10548. | Flaccidbone (flaccidbone) | 85.72 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 10549. | Kinson (kinsonethancarlin) | 85.71 | 96% | 2025-02-17 |
| 10550. | ramsay74 (extremist_7) | 85.71 | 97% | 2025-06-19 |
| 10551. | Terence (terence1234567) | 85.71 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 10552. | tskyori (tskyori) | 85.71 | 97.8% | 2023-10-28 |
| 10553. | Brady (bradymoller) | 85.71 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 10554. | Suhan (suhan_pradhan) | 85.71 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 10555. | Eric (dogsbollocks) | 85.71 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 10556. | joe (jnutttzzz) | 85.70 | 98% | 2016-08-11 |
| 10557. | S (swert) | 85.70 | 98% | 2022-12-23 |
| 10558. | ๖ۣۜXTorraytor (xtorraytor) | 85.70 | 93% | 2017-01-25 |
| 10559. | Shubham (srp3003) | 85.70 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 10560. | SerMaxi (sermaxi) | 85.70 | 98% | 2022-10-16 |
| 10561. | RIP Byron (superfrik) | 85.70 | 99% | 2016-03-29 |
| 10562. | Heooo (heooooo) | 85.70 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
| 10563. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 85.69 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
| 10564. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 85.69 | 99% | 2017-07-08 |
| 10565. | tactics8805 (ntmtyper) | 85.68 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 10566. | Rommel (thewizrd) | 85.67 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 10567. | heart (hearteyes_emoji) | 85.67 | 95% | 2024-09-06 |
| 10568. | Kris (tetay) | 85.67 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| 10569. | Abhishek (abkrth) | 85.67 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 10570. | Cedrick (ceddyj) | 85.67 | 98% | 2025-06-20 |
| 10571. | Vbee (vb33) | 85.67 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 10572. | Rick (ihateapostrophes) | 85.67 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 10573. | Jon (ninj0n) | 85.67 | 90% | 2017-03-01 |
| 10574. | Prototype (sckraker) | 85.66 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 10575. | John (loki83jcg) | 85.66 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 10576. | VillePille (surpoz) | 85.65 | 94.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |