So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25512. | ichok evrytm (sanji_san) | 60.07 | 96% | 2016-07-26 |
| 25513. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 60.07 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 25514. | Marcus (mayala03) | 60.07 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 25515. | Anjali (lily2001) | 60.07 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 25516. | Two - (twojokers) | 60.06 | 91% | 2016-05-04 |
| 25517. | Shubhang (vermashubhang) | 60.06 | 91% | 2013-08-21 |
| 25518. | fuccboi (sh2d0w) | 60.06 | 94% | 2013-08-13 |
| 25519. | Ron (ronincognito) | 60.06 | 97% | 2020-02-11 |
| 25520. | vip (bamboo1857) | 60.06 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 25521. | tstats[mannyblaze] (mannybl... | 60.06 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 25522. | 𝕄𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕧... | 60.06 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
| 25523. | TukangNgetik (joyzkrtz) | 60.06 | 86% | 2016-05-22 |
| 25524. | Nam (stephano) | 60.05 | 94% | 2012-11-26 |
| 25525. | Rokudan (rokudan) | 60.05 | 94% | 2012-03-12 |
| 25526. | Tấn Phước (coutsgu) | 60.05 | 96% | 2012-09-01 |
| 25527. | Moe$ (moemoneymoe) | 60.05 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 25528. | Angelo (elmopolitan03) | 60.04 | 94% | 2012-07-05 |
| 25529. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 60.04 | 92% | 2016-07-04 |
| 25530. | Eric (setsuna91) | 60.04 | 93% | 2014-06-29 |
| 25531. | Adam (salatovnik) | 60.04 | 95% | 2018-02-02 |
| 25532. | Andrea (andrea_oboe) | 60.04 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 25533. | Simon (neoneye2) | 60.04 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 25534. | Ben (jammingammon) | 60.03 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 25535. | patrick (rice247) | 60.03 | 92% | 2015-03-01 |
| 25536. | Ahmad (clonz) | 60.03 | 88% | 2012-10-27 |
| 25537. | overlord (overlllord) | 60.03 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 25538. | avery (averykw05) | 60.03 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 25539. | Vova (senya) | 60.02 | 95% | 2011-12-16 |
| 25540. | Landlord (landloord) | 60.02 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
| 25541. | zetrorectar (zetrorectar) | 60.02 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |