When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2224. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 110.84 | 99% | 2019-10-08 |
| 2225. | Legume (qbbqrl) | 110.84 | 98% | 2022-04-29 |
| 2226. | Jimmy (revolve) | 110.84 | 97% | 2017-05-16 |
| 2227. | Brian (bbao01) | 110.83 | 97% | 2023-11-11 |
| 2228. | ` (mathem4ticals) | 110.83 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 2229. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 110.82 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 2230. | eijfiiie (_this_is_sparta) | 110.81 | 99% | 2023-05-04 |
| 2231. | Stop (stopcheating) | 110.80 | 98% | 2018-06-21 |
| 2232. | Hugh (mathimati) | 110.78 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 2233. | deon (deontan) | 110.78 | 99% | 2021-10-26 |
| 2234. | ShoTheYokai (shotheyokai) | 110.77 | 97% | 2025-01-14 |
| 2235. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 110.77 | 97.2% | 2024-02-26 |
| 2236. | ICON (_icon_) | 110.77 | 97.2% | 2023-10-16 |
| 2237. | Julia (348753021) | 110.77 | 97.4% | 2025-02-14 |
| 2238. | Aleksei (al1as) | 110.75 | 94% | 2017-03-30 |
| 2239. | Someone (littleriver) | 110.74 | 99.1% | 2024-10-19 |
| 2240. | Mikasan (zming) | 110.73 | 98% | 2025-03-20 |
| 2241. | Manze (manze) | 110.73 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 2242. | Meh (darminn4) | 110.73 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 2243. | Donald (donaldtrompo) | 110.71 | 99% | 2020-11-18 |
| 2244. | Laggy (thefitfatass) | 110.70 | 99% | 2019-04-11 |
| 2245. | J (windycruse) | 110.69 | 95% | 2017-04-17 |
| 2246. | Beth (beth5507) | 110.68 | 100% | 2016-12-26 |
| 2247. | คนไทยครับ... | 110.67 | 99% | 2023-05-31 |
| 2248. | Yehezkiel Raymundo (yehezki... | 110.67 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 2249. | go (double_dubs) | 110.66 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 2250. | JustMonotone (justmonotone) | 110.66 | 98% | 2017-08-02 |
| 2251. | Slow (slow_india) | 110.66 | 99% | 2017-12-07 |
| 2252. | Sam (advil) | 110.65 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 2253. | Zeke (itzzeke) | 110.65 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |