Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5837. | Mr.Bean (pengait) | 39.83 | 94% | 2020-10-16 |
| 5838. | Andrè (andrree) | 39.76 | 92% | 2020-05-12 |
| 5839. | Nalyd (nothisisdylan) | 39.75 | 92% | 2020-11-24 |
| 5840. | Vipin (sloth_fingers) | 39.72 | 93% | 2020-11-07 |
| 5841. | lucas (lucascasane) | 39.72 | 93% | 2019-04-06 |
| 5842. | Filip (sokolovski00) | 39.70 | 92% | 2018-10-27 |
| 5843. | Pakboyakodati (pakboyakodati) | 39.68 | 95% | 2018-10-26 |
| 5844. | PO (perolavhh) | 39.64 | 93% | 2020-05-28 |
| 5845. | christopher (something90) | 39.62 | 92% | 2018-09-08 |
| 5846. | 🗿skinnyism🗿 (nozomb) | 39.49 | 91% | 2018-08-30 |
| 5847. | John (dsumedh) | 39.49 | 95% | 2019-05-29 |
| 5848. | Kelvin (kelvin666) | 39.44 | 98% | 2019-01-09 |
| 5849. | Shaurya (shaurya47) | 39.42 | 94% | 2018-10-23 |
| 5850. | Rommy (rkleib) | 39.41 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 5851. | Uran (uran001) | 39.40 | 92% | 2018-11-24 |
| 5852. | siddharth (siddharthr) | 39.40 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 5853. | wu (zmcolemak) | 39.38 | 90% | 2020-09-01 |
| 5854. | CheriyAy (cheriyay) | 39.37 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 5855. | Justin (gerbie) | 39.28 | 93% | 2018-09-19 |
| 5856. | Jacob (jacobru) | 39.24 | 94% | 2020-10-22 |
| 5857. | Guy (thatguyrsa) | 39.23 | 94% | 2020-06-15 |
| 5858. | John (ekriuq) | 39.22 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 5859. | Jisan (jisangain) | 39.22 | 94% | 2020-10-04 |
| 5860. | plip (plip) | 39.21 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 5861. | SolTrain (soltrain) | 39.20 | 95% | 2019-09-10 |
| 5862. | Daniel (dani_barac52) | 39.16 | 94% | 2020-11-03 |
| 5863. | Dr. (saddathasan) | 39.15 | 95% | 2018-04-10 |
| 5864. | Alberto (albord) | 39.10 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
| 5865. | cLaSSyちゃん (noneedtokn... | 39.07 | 93% | 2018-05-24 |
| 5866. | Sai (saiptp999) | 39.07 | 93% | 2020-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |