The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12425. | An (ntan1210) | 84.50 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 12426. | Noe (yesnoe) | 84.50 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 12427. | Rai (rairaiept) | 84.50 | 96% | 2013-07-16 |
| 12428. | รอด้วย (pond79) | 84.50 | 96% | 2016-06-23 |
| 12429. | whough (williamhough) | 84.49 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 12430. | Krish (krish108) | 84.49 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 12431. | r (arcy) | 84.49 | 98% | 2015-01-20 |
| 12432. | Sami Wilf (samiwilf) | 84.49 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 12433. | Sam (sam3456) | 84.49 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 12434. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 84.49 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
| 12435. | Markus (mkh90) | 84.49 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
| 12436. | Not a dog (i_am_learning_to... | 84.49 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 12437. | Jasmeet (jasmeetsingh) | 84.49 | 93% | 2014-05-13 |
| 12438. | Kevin (kevinchangjk) | 84.48 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 12439. | Lane (lane2295) | 84.48 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 12440. | The Viking (typing_viking) | 84.48 | 94% | 2011-11-05 |
| 12441. | scotish (scotishcham) | 84.47 | 99% | 2022-01-04 |
| 12442. | Rodri (xrodrilyx) | 84.47 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
| 12443. | Max (maxzims) | 84.47 | 96% | 2017-09-16 |
| 12444. | Echo (echoseven) | 84.47 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 12445. | Zak (zman840) | 84.47 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 12446. | Angel (angel_j) | 84.47 | 95% | 2015-01-09 |
| 12447. | David (conderoga) | 84.46 | 97% | 2013-01-13 |
| 12448. | Ash (aelhag) | 84.46 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 12449. | Matt (matt_r) | 84.46 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 12450. | sluggish🐌 (allonautilus) | 84.46 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
| 12451. | chowder (elitechowder) | 84.46 | 91% | 2017-05-13 |
| 12452. | Richie (official) | 84.45 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 12453. | Junior (juniorlenz) | 84.45 | 94% | 2013-11-10 |
| 12454. | Galdin (gldraphael) | 84.44 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |