As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19821. | (y33t3r) | 61.53 | 97.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 19822. | daryl (elegantbeaver) | 61.53 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 19823. | (hmuendel) | 61.53 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 19824. | asşlkegjaşslkrejg (nervana) | 61.53 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 19825. | Alexis (fluxyd) | 61.53 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 19826. | (murten) | 61.53 | 96% | 2016-03-05 |
| 19827. | (abby_yobby) | 61.52 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 19828. | Chris (rykthos) | 61.52 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| 19829. | (techxnique) | 61.52 | 91% | 2016-03-20 |
| 19830. | (chiru_s) | 61.50 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 19831. | (rxnkin) | 61.50 | 95% | 2021-06-11 |
| 19832. | (kuiqzs) | 61.50 | 96.4% | 2023-07-06 |
| 19833. | (al01) | 61.50 | 96% | 2016-02-07 |
| 19834. | czus (czus) | 61.50 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 19835. | (junpiiz) | 61.49 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
| 19836. | (akashagr) | 61.49 | 93% | 2016-11-24 |
| 19837. | Veer (the_veer) | 61.48 | 97% | 2019-11-26 |
| 19838. | (zlashers) | 61.48 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 19839. | (mike1835) | 61.48 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 19840. | (nskumar278) | 61.48 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 19841. | (hrant99) | 61.48 | 93% | 2015-12-22 |
| 19842. | (alex120799) | 61.47 | 92% | 2017-01-01 |
| 19843. | (commanderwaves) | 61.47 | 94% | 2017-07-26 |
| 19844. | (venste_) | 61.47 | 94.5% | 2021-01-30 |
| 19845. | getfingrd (piggo1228) | 61.47 | 94% | 2018-01-25 |
| 19846. | Makima (makimauwu) | 61.46 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 19847. | (weruio) | 61.46 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 19848. | (youmadbrooo) | 61.46 | 92% | 2015-09-02 |
| 19849. | (pluaekd) | 61.45 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 19850. | (slow_as_f_typist) | 61.45 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |