I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4845. | Juantonomoe (juantonomoe) | 103.06 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 4846. | CHRON (chronnie) | 103.05 | 97.2% | 2024-09-30 |
| 4847. | Jaiden (casiopao) | 103.05 | 98% | 2025-12-16 |
| 4848. | Emily (emilyk_3357) | 103.05 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 4849. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 103.05 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 4850. | Seb (sebb7y) | 103.04 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 4851. | Nick (mitchen2) | 103.04 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 4852. | Cerb (cerberus17) | 103.03 | 97.5% | 2023-11-26 |
| 4853. | Max (piikay) | 103.03 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 4854. | Qu (bluebird00) | 103.03 | 97.3% | 2024-01-13 |
| 4855. | Alex (eggstreme) | 103.03 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 4856. | Max (elsancho5) | 103.03 | 99% | 2022-03-24 |
| 4857. | TheLousyCheater (thelousych... | 103.03 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
| 4858. | Ben851 (ben851) | 103.02 | 97.2% | 2024-05-16 |
| 4859. | Sam Luke (ducksako) | 103.02 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 4860. | Robert (lupovolk) | 103.02 | 98.1% | 2025-03-16 |
| 4861. | Jeff (zk453) | 103.01 | 98% | 2025-06-29 |
| 4862. | Florian (jordanbelfort) | 103.01 | 99% | 2022-04-07 |
| 4863. | gvne (gvne) | 103.01 | 97% | 2026-05-01 |
| 4864. | lemonade (agolemonade) | 103.01 | 95% | 2017-09-27 |
| 4865. | vyris (vyris) | 103.00 | 97% | 2025-12-11 |
| 4866. | Poco (boxedpocky) | 103.00 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
| 4867. | banana (bananacat72) | 103.00 | 99% | 2026-01-08 |
| 4868. | Ugnius (ugnaminas) | 102.99 | 97% | 2025-07-11 |
| 4869. | Laziness (karinoshuka) | 102.98 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 4870. | John (xjohnbx) | 102.98 | 95% | 2017-03-03 |
| 4871. | chovx (rachel1219) | 102.97 | 98.4% | 2023-11-25 |
| 4872. | plasma (plasmavolt) | 102.97 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 4873. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 102.96 | 98% | 2025-11-03 |
| 4874. | Abhas (imabhas) | 102.96 | 99% | 2025-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |