I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6287. | mitsu (mitsu_at) | 97.45 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 6288. | Martin (martincoo) | 97.45 | 98% | 2018-07-12 |
| 6289. | TT (ilovejapanms) | 97.44 | 99% | 2025-09-26 |
| 6290. | brockquinney (brockquinney) | 97.44 | 98.4% | 2024-12-30 |
| 6291. | Christian (casey_white) | 97.44 | 99% | 2022-11-30 |
| 6292. | Ayy (ayylmao97) | 97.44 | 94% | 2017-02-10 |
| 6293. | Rab (rabuhana) | 97.43 | 98.3% | 2023-10-28 |
| 6294. | gtg dinner (ijikman) | 97.43 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
| 6295. | Maple (goldensniper251) | 97.42 | 96.8% | 2024-09-20 |
| 6296. | TheMamba (themamba2) | 97.42 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 6297. | aldrigon (aldrigon) | 97.42 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 6298. | Swag (oaschi) | 97.41 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
| 6299. | cardcock (cardcock) | 97.41 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 6300. | Juan Martín (juanma2700) | 97.41 | 100% | 2021-08-27 |
| 6301. | PringlesDude (pringlesdudeyt) | 97.41 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 6302. | Nathan (nateloveyou) | 97.41 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 6303. | Ty (zjwei) | 97.40 | 97% | 2024-05-04 |
| 6304. | Richy (trainingtypist192) | 97.40 | 95% | 2023-05-16 |
| 6305. | Jay (jdpthota) | 97.40 | 99% | 2021-11-23 |
| 6306. | Mike (lalalol5) | 97.39 | 99% | 2023-06-15 |
| 6307. | pillow (poppinpillow) | 97.39 | 95% | 2025-08-31 |
| 6308. | Jerry (gothamsonlyhope) | 97.39 | 98% | 2025-04-09 |
| 6309. | Angelo (angelo13c) | 97.39 | 98% | 2022-05-28 |
| 6310. | vazo (speedyboivazo) | 97.39 | 96.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 6311. | Adam (aaadamaa) | 97.39 | 99% | 2017-11-15 |
| 6312. | McQueen (serxhopetlla) | 97.38 | 97% | 2024-01-17 |
| 6313. | Bob scrub (nanoburst1) | 97.38 | 96% | 2024-01-23 |
| 6314. | Jason (illinifnj4) | 97.38 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
| 6315. | Kelli (klandry80) | 97.38 | 98% | 2026-01-23 |
| 6316. | noot (noot_noot) | 97.38 | 97% | 2017-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |