The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10138. | S (sarahac) | 88.77 | 94% | 2013-11-23 |
| 10139. | Brock (brocky) | 88.77 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 10140. | Chet (chethus) | 88.77 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 10141. | John (hummusaddict) | 88.77 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 10142. | cant_stop (wont_stop) | 88.77 | 99% | 2020-07-14 |
| 10143. | Naveed Haider Khan (naveedh... | 88.77 | 99% | 2014-06-12 |
| 10144. | Victor (victorapham) | 88.76 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 10145. | Jack (gleesonj) | 88.76 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 10146. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 88.76 | 97.5% | 2023-06-16 |
| 10147. | SirSpeedy (sir_speedy) | 88.76 | 97% | 2017-03-04 |
| 10148. | KamilJan (kamil_jan) | 88.76 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 10149. | Ron (izilla) | 88.76 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
| 10150. | tanjung (tanjungtech) | 88.76 | 96% | 2015-06-29 |
| 10151. | ฮัลโหลวเบ... | 88.76 | 95% | 2017-04-14 |
| 10152. | teh poeple (mike25u) | 88.76 | 97% | 2017-01-16 |
| 10153. | Eric (bolowz) | 88.75 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 10154. | Jordan (charlesdickens1) | 88.74 | 96% | 2018-10-04 |
| 10155. | Omar (infus3d) | 88.74 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 10156. | Joris (zjories) | 88.74 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 10157. | Justin (ch1naman) | 88.74 | 92% | 2011-09-21 |
| 10158. | Tom (smileykorean) | 88.73 | 95% | 2015-04-06 |
| 10159. | Ashley (huangash) | 88.73 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
| 10160. | tetterdetet (tetterdetet) | 88.73 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 10161. | Mandy (itsmandy) | 88.73 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 10162. | tonebone (itstonebone) | 88.72 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 10163. | Kevin (megatron0408) | 88.72 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 10164. | Daniel Nicolas MIchael (hel... | 88.71 | 95% | 2022-09-13 |
| 10165. | Doiv (doiv23) | 88.71 | 98.3% | 2023-10-30 |
| 10166. | Jacob (booyashocka) | 88.71 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 10167. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 88.71 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |