The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23990. | roniracer (roniracer) | 71.31 | 96% | 2025-09-25 |
| 23991. | c000005 (purpledeath) | 71.31 | 97.4% | 2025-01-13 |
| 23992. | optimisticpigeon (optimisti... | 71.31 | 96% | 2025-06-04 |
| 23993. | Joe (bububoi) | 71.31 | 95% | 2024-06-13 |
| 23994. | Caden Whiteside (bjon1) | 71.31 | 96.1% | 2024-04-03 |
| 23995. | ok (herbaltea) | 71.31 | 95% | 2017-11-30 |
| 23996. | tom (tom_hd) | 71.30 | 93% | 2023-03-18 |
| 23997. | Stefan (neclol) | 71.30 | 94% | 2016-02-09 |
| 23998. | darell (dar7898) | 71.30 | 99% | 2025-08-20 |
| 23999. | Edwin (skitargduva) | 71.30 | 96% | 2025-10-14 |
| 24000. | dudeincar (dudeincar) | 71.30 | 97% | 2024-07-13 |
| 24001. | ephrakundo (ephrakundo) | 71.30 | 96% | 2022-12-04 |
| 24002. | Mohit (dumb_avocado) | 71.30 | 98% | 2024-04-10 |
| 24003. | MrKK (jeldikk) | 71.30 | 97.4% | 2025-02-15 |
| 24004. | OneAndAHalfLemons (spaghett... | 71.30 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 24005. | Jørgen (jolos) | 71.30 | 96% | 2014-02-02 |
| 24006. | Ash (totallytero) | 71.29 | 98% | 2024-01-03 |
| 24007. | Borgir (salazarjgc07) | 71.29 | 96.3% | 2024-09-12 |
| 24008. | ziz (zizz3) | 71.29 | 96% | 2024-09-11 |
| 24009. | Vodon (vodon) | 71.29 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 24010. | Petar (petarburov) | 71.29 | 97.7% | 2024-09-01 |
| 24011. | Honzik (jvacata) | 71.29 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 24012. | Graham (graham152) | 71.29 | 98% | 2019-09-27 |
| 24013. | Rozin (rozza_rizlor) | 71.29 | 96.8% | 2023-11-03 |
| 24014. | Mayumi (kogl_mieko) | 71.29 | 97% | 2026-02-05 |
| 24015. | yeems (yeems) | 71.29 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
| 24016. | RNG NICO (vaynegod) | 71.29 | 94% | 2016-07-08 |
| 24017. | Jan (luke_suster) | 71.29 | 95% | 2014-07-06 |
| 24018. | 1.lia (1_lia) | 71.28 | 96.2% | 2025-02-07 |
| 24019. | Jonathan (tobeak1026) | 71.28 | 96% | 2022-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |