And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23737. | Abdelrazeq (yohan_202000495) | 73.13 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 23738. | Aaron (lamorsolo) | 73.13 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 23739. | Pab (punchmonk) | 73.13 | 94% | 2014-10-12 |
| 23740. | bub (_bubble) | 73.13 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 23741. | Hemant (hemantbittu) | 73.13 | 97% | 2015-01-15 |
| 23742. | AidanThaGod (anonymoushack) | 73.13 | 97% | 2014-03-12 |
| 23743. | Jen (jenoglo) | 73.13 | 92% | 2013-12-20 |
| 23744. | Pidguit (pidguit) | 73.13 | 94% | 2020-10-20 |
| 23745. | Megaracer (fkingtrash) | 73.12 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 23746. | Stoliers (stoliers) | 73.12 | 96% | 2020-06-19 |
| 23747. | Ehtisham (thebeast111) | 73.12 | 94% | 2023-09-16 |
| 23748. | Sp (racer_23) | 73.11 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 23749. | Hoonken (hoonken) | 73.11 | 95% | 2017-04-05 |
| 23750. | karim (karimovic) | 73.11 | 92% | 2017-04-17 |
| 23751. | Timothy (semperveritas) | 73.11 | 98% | 2014-09-12 |
| 23752. | Nhung (chjcky) | 73.11 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 23753. | zizoo (zizoodz) | 73.10 | 98% | 2014-07-05 |
| 23754. | x (xyzxyz) | 73.10 | 96% | 2013-08-23 |
| 23755. | Hank (burnedbyburton) | 73.10 | 92% | 2011-08-30 |
| 23756. | Hexa (hexaa) | 73.10 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 23757. | Rapunzel (subash_) | 73.10 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 23758. | Daniel (encapsulation) | 73.10 | 95% | 2019-11-28 |
| 23759. | Kashsih (kashishjain) | 73.10 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 23760. | John (gust01) | 73.10 | 94% | 2012-02-27 |
| 23761. | kyle (kyleeeee) | 73.10 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 23762. | ComputerEasy (computereasy) | 73.10 | 96% | 2022-10-18 |
| 23763. | Jason (jason_gorgon) | 73.09 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 23764. | ApuRv_2611 (general_dyer) | 73.09 | 95% | 2023-01-23 |
| 23765. | Sam (hamflaps) | 73.09 | 96% | 2020-07-16 |
| 23766. | Mark (allmarktup) | 73.09 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |