See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9496. | Jill (jconn00) | 83.89 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
| 9497. | mf (mf_splinter) | 83.89 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
| 9498. | offblacc (vekikornjaca) | 83.89 | 95.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 9499. | ChaoticNarcotic (chaotic_na... | 83.89 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 9500. | Beibarys (beba23) | 83.88 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 9501. | Jee (justjeejee) | 83.88 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 9502. | Sveta (svetarozenbaum) | 83.87 | 95% | 2023-03-16 |
| 9503. | Jake (tommytwotoes) | 83.87 | 97% | 2023-08-10 |
| 9504. | Q (kwhan) | 83.87 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 9505. | Blorb (blorb1) | 83.86 | 97% | 2024-01-10 |
| 9506. | Colin (modernbonsai) | 83.86 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 9507. | neuralblob (neuralblob) | 83.86 | 99% | 2025-09-21 |
| 9508. | Skewlankus (skewlankus) | 83.86 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 9509. | Reaper (reaper_123) | 83.86 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 9510. | dnt (dntg) | 83.86 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 9511. | walnut (mrwalnut) | 83.86 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 9512. | Legion (zitrol) | 83.85 | 97% | 2025-11-14 |
| 9513. | Kreoniz (kreoniz) | 83.85 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 9514. | Glen (alabaster45) | 83.85 | 100% | 2025-11-08 |
| 9515. | Sidharth (_ceres_) | 83.85 | 96.5% | 2024-08-21 |
| 9516. | aaaaaaaaaa (pitstop222) | 83.83 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 9517. | yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... | 83.83 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 9518. | Hannah (hannah1774) | 83.83 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 9519. | SukyColemak (sukythedog) | 83.83 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 9520. | Tina (teenytina) | 83.82 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 9521. | teewaybi (tipitipii) | 83.82 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 9522. | cocochuk (cocochuk) | 83.82 | 97% | 2024-03-02 |
| 9523. | JD (jigglyjd) | 83.82 | 97.4% | 2023-10-13 |
| 9524. | Bibimbop (bibimbop) | 83.82 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 9525. | Shaker (shaker_faker) | 83.81 | 98.5% | 2023-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |